| There’s lots of things that I don’t like, sweetheart, it’s true
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| But then I change my mind with just one smile from you;
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| I loved you from the very start
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| Yes, I’d do anything for you, sweetheart!
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| No, I don’t like turnips, I can’t stand turnips, and I hate turnips, it’s true!
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| But if you say turnips, then I eat catnip, 'cause I’d do anything for you!
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| No, I don’t like dancing, I can’t stand dancing, and I hate dancing, it’s true
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| But if you say go dance, I’d even toe dance; |
| oh, I’d do anything for you!
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| Sweetheart, can’t you see
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| What you mean to me!
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| Now, I don’t like Niagara, why, I can’t stand that place, I hate Niagara,
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| it’s true;
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| But if you say Niagara, then we’ll go to Pittsburgh; |
| oh, I’d do anything for
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| you!
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| No, I don’t like bananas, I can’t stand bananas, and I hate bananas, it’s true!
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| But if you sing tenor, then I’ll sing bananas, why, I’d do anything for you!
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| No, I don’t like Swiss cheese, I can’t stand Swiss cheese, the holes make me
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| nervous, that’s true!
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| But if you play the banjo, then I’ll play the Swiss cheese, oh, I’d do anything
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| for you!
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| Sweetheart, can’t you see
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| What you mean to little me!
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| No, I don’t like weddings, oh, I can’t stand weddings, and I hate weddings,
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| it’s true!
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| But if you say a wedding, then we’ll get married, oh, I’d do anything for you!
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| Ooh, sweetheart, can’t you see
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| What you mean to little me!
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| No, I don’t like ba-pa, bap-bop-pa-dap-ah, and I hate boop-boop, it’s true!
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| But if you say boop-boop, then we’ll ba-doop-doop, why I’d do anything for
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| bop-bop-a-dop
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| Boop! |