| Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
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| Bells are ringing all around.
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| Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
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| Our very merry Tinsel Town!
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| Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
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| Santa sits us on his knee
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| Christmas gifts lie patiently
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| Beneath our decorated tree!
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| Fa ya la ya, la ya la la lee!
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| Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!
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| It’s our time to send a gift,
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| To someone less unfortunate!
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| But Dave, if Christmas is «sooo merry,"why did you say it makes you uptight?
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| I-I never said that Alvin!
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| Yes you did.
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| I don’t need this from you Theodore
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| You said, you can’t wait for it to be over, and-
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| Ho Ho Ho Alvin, that’s your line, Ho Ho Ho…
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| Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
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| Carolers sing merrily.
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| Presents promise happiness,
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| If only temporarily!
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| Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
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| Grandma sends us baby truck.
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| We are way too old for that,
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| But Dave tells us to suck it up!
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| Fa la ya la, la ya la la yup!
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| Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!
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| It’s the time to celebrate,
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| And send gifts we’ll appreciate!
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| Like cash Grandma! |
| Send us cash!
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| Alvin…
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| No more trucks grandma,
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| Yeah!
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| Uh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote? |
| Please?
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| Ah, but you’re in a bad mood anyway, and just-
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| I am not in a bad mood!
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| Dave, you said to be honest with our feelings…
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| So?!
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| Just admit that you’re stressed.
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| I AM NOT STRESSED!
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| Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
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| Cars are honking constantly.
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| Giving David headaches and,
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| Increasing his anxiety!
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| Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
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| Grown-ups seem to go berserk.
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| Why are parents so wigged out,
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| When Santa Claus does all the work?
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| Fa la ya la, la ya la beserk!
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| O-Ok, hold it right there guys, this is not what I wrote. |
| And, I never said to «suck it up»
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| Yes you did.
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| «Suck it up fellas. |
| Just quit your whining and suck it up."That's what you said
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| Dave!
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| Uh, can we just stick to the song?
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| We’re just trying to express our feelings! |
| And just because we want iPods and
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| cash, a-and, you don’t understand!
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| Oh just suck it up, Alvin!
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| Ha-ha! |
| Gotcha!
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| Alvin!
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| You are so busted.
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| Alvin!!!
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| Ho-Ho, just admit that-
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| ALVIN!
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| Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
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| Bells are ringing all around.
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| Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
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| Our very merry Tinsel Town! |