| Couple of guys, sitting around drinking
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| Down at the Starlight Bar
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| One of 'em says, «You know I’ve been thinking»
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| Other one says, «That won’t get you too far»
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| He says, «This is your life, and welcome to it
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| It’s just working and drinking and dreams
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| Ad on TV says 'Just Do It'
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| Hell if I know what that means»
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| The secret of life is a good cup of coffee
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| The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball
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| The secret of life is a beautiful woman
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| And Marilyn stares down from the barroom wall
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| «You and me, we’re just a couple of zeros
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| Just a couple of down-and-outs
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| But movie stars and football heroes
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| What have they got to be unhappy about?»
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| So they turn to the bartender, «Sam, what do you think?
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| What’s the key that unlocks that door?»
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| Sam don’t say nothing, just wipes off the bar
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| And he pours them a couple more
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| 'Cause the secret of life is in Sam’s martinis
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| The secret of life is in Marilyn’s eyes
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| The secret of life is in Monday Night Football
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| Rolling Stones records and Mom’s apple pie
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| Sam looks up from his Sunday paper
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| Says, «Boys, you’re on the wrong track
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| The secret of life is there ain’t no secret
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| And you don’t get your money back»
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| Hey
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| The secret of life is getting up early
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| The secret of life is staying up late
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| The secret of life is try not to hurry
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| But don’t wait
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| Don’t wait
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| The secret of life is a good cup of coffee
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| The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball
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| The secret of life is to find the right woman
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| The secret of life is nothing at all
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| Oh, it’s nothing at all
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| The secret of life
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| Couple of guys, sitting around drinking
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| Down at the Starlight Bar
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| One of them says, «You know I’ve been thinking»
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| Other one says, «That won’t get you too far»
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| «That won’t get you too far» |