| I just like to be with my man all alone |
| But livin' here with his mother, you see, we just can’t get along! |
| Now you see why two is a couple, tryin' to tell you that-a three is a crowd; |
| She’s always in my business and what she don’t allow… |
| Now I get up early in the morning (Oh, yeah), to serve him breakfast in bed |
| But before I can make it to the kitchen, she’s serving him ham, toast, and eggs. |
| Now you see why two is a couple, tryin' to tell you that-a three is a crowd; |
| She’s always in our business and what she don’t allow… |
| Now I wash his dirty clothes (Oh, yeah), and I’ll bleach 'em 'til they’re white |
| and clean |
| But as soon as I turn my back, she’s puttin' dirt in the drying machine… |
| Now you see why two is a couple, keep on tellin' you, now; (Three is a crowd…) |
| She’s always in my business and what she don’t (allow…) Oh, yeah! |
| Now you see why two is a couple, tryin' to tell you that-a three is a crowd; |
| She’s always in my business and what she don’t allow… |
| Now the woman would do anything (Oh, yeah) just to try to get rid of me; |
| She even went to the health department and told 'em that I had TB! |
| Now you see why two is a couple, keep on tellin' you, now, three is a crowd; |
| She’s always in my business and what she don’t allow… |
| Tell you why two (Two is a couple…) Oh, yessir! (Three is a crowd…) |
| She’s always in my business and what she don’t allow… |
| Tell you why two (Two is a couple…) Oh, hear me now! (Three is a crowd…) |
| She’s always in my business and what she don’t allow… |
| Now what I say now? Two is a couple, tryin' to tell you that (Three is a crowd. |
| Just can’t make it! Got to shake it! (She's always in my business and what she |
| don’t allow…) |