| Girls listen, I’m gonna cool you cooks to something
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| Listen to this
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| Men are gettin scarce girls
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| Gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth, yeah
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| Men are gettin' scarce girls
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| Gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth, yeah
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| There used to be a time
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| When a woman could get a man with just her charms
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| Now in order for a woman to get a man
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| She gotta, she gotta take him
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| She gotta take him, she gotta take him
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| She gotta take him right out of another woman’s arms
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| Men are gettin scarce girls
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| Oh their gettin' scarce girls
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| Gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth,(ha ha)
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| And that’s mighty scarce
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| Listen to this
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| I was talkin' to this woman the other day
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| Now she said, she was gonna quit her man
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| 'Cause he’s got a raggedy car
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| Can you get to that, look here, huh
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| Women are funny though
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| Every time her car is runnin' good
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| They say chile, that’s my car (laughter)
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| Soon as it gets to runnin' bad
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| She say ah I don’t want that old car
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| That’s his car (laughter)
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| Listen she gonna say to me
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| She said the other day, she said
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| It runs hot, it burns oil
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| This ole car is beat and rundown
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| The other day the battery fell dead
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| Right in the heart of town, embarrassin' me
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| Let me twll you one thing baby
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| You tell that man to get a tune up on that car
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| Get a new set of spark plugs, some brand new tires
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| And a new water pump and you keep that man
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| 'Cause let me tell you one thing right now
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| Men are gettin scarce girls
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| Ah their gettin' scarce girls
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| They’re gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth,(ha ha)
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| And that’s mighty scarce
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| Hold it band, hold it, hold it a minute
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| Say Miss Lady, now you just gonna sit there at that table
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| And eat all the barbecue and ain’t gonna give me none (mumble)
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| Say what? |
| Oh not you again
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| Say LeRoy, here’s this woman with them skinny legs again
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| She got a greasy mouth this time
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| Come over here and get this greasy mouth woman
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| She reminds me of them folks up in Navisoda, Texas
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| Eatin' barbecue and drinkin' red soda water on the 19th of June (laughter)
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| Look here, give me a piece of that barbecue
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| And kiss me with your greasy mouth (laughter)
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| I was talkin' to this woman the other day
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| Now here’s a woman that was gonna quit her man
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| 'Cause he wasn’t makin' enough money on his job
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| Talkin' 'bout how much tax Uncle Sam take out of his money
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| She went on to say something like this
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| She say they take tax and more tax and they keep on takin' that tax
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| Why he take so much money from my man
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| We ain’t got enough to relax
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| Well let me tell you one thing baby
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| You let that man stay on that ole measely job
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| And let him keep bringin' home that little $ 72.50 every week
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| And you keep that man
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| 'Cause Uncle Sam is gonna get his baby
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| Don’t you worry about that
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| Men are gettin' scarce baby
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| They’re gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth
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| You got some women their man ain’t got no job
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| Men droppin' off like flies |