| Conway — Well, you’re the reason I’m ridin' around on big-capped tires
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| Loretta — And you’re the reason I’m hangin' our clothes outside on wires
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| Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
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| Oh, but looks ain’t everything
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| And money ain’t everything
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| But I love you just the same.
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| Conway — Well, you’re the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
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| Loretta — And you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
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| Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
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| Oh, but looks ain’t everything
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| And money ain’t everything
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| But I love you just the same.
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| Both — I guess that we won’t ever have, everything we need
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| 'Cause when we get ahead, it’s got a double mouth to feed.
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| Loretta — And that’s the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone
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| Conway — And that’s the reason that I ain’t got no hair to comb
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| Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
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| Oh, but looks ain’t everything
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| And money ain’t everything
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| But I love you just the same.
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| Loretta (speaking) — Conway, why in the devil don’t you go and shave,
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| or put on clean pair of pants?
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| Conway (speaking) — But Loretta, look at yourself. |
| I wish you’d take
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| them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little
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| make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper.
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| Loretta — Well let me tell you somethin' Conway. |
| Considering everything
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| that I went through today, I look like a movie star.
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| Conway — Yeah, Ruth Buzzley.
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| Loretta — Thank you.
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| Conway — Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family
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| anyways.
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| Loretta — Oh they did, huh? |
| What about the ones that’s bald?
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| Conway — Well, I guess you could say they took after me… |