| Everybody want to test me especially the emcees against me
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| The rest be the critics and the bitches that stress me
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| Catch me smoking whet leaves with the sensi
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| Unless we drinking Hennessy mixed with Pepsi
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| If you ready, then bring it son, like Bruce I’m swinging son
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| And I’m a beat your ass from here to kingdom come
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| And just when you think it’s done, the Abbott’ll bring a drum
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| And knock you off the stage that you singing from
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| 'Cause when I’m drinking rum, anything can happen
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| I’ll dis you when I’m rapping, hit your bitch in the back end
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| Pull out, come in her face and put it back in
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| Jay Love up in the place, let’s get it cracking
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| Smacking foes with masterful faster flows
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| Smash your nose, leave your ass in a casket closed
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| At last, it goes: we be harassing hoes
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| Puff hash and dro and beat everyone’s ass
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| LL: If you see me at my in-store and tell me that some other rapper drinks more
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| JL: If you dis us in a write-up and we see you in a nightclub
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| LL: If you pussies on the internet are bitching that our album isn’t finished
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| yet
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| JL: If I’m trying to get my knob slobbed and you step in and cock block
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| If y’all piss me off, I got a prescription for
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| A horse steroid called Wisterol
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| I live to brawl, and I ain’t even fighting fair
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| I’ll kick your balls like bitchy broads
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| 'Til my Nike Airs are ripped and worn
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| I’m like Mickey Rourke after a six or more
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| And bar flies starting bar fights and whiskey wars
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| The immature kid that swore 'til his lips were sore
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| Even sticks and stones, this is for sure
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| Don’t leave your chicks alone
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| Cause I ain’t just a fighter, I’m a lover too
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| A fascist Casanova, passing over ugly shrews
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| Jay Love and Lou, do not attempt to adjust your tubes
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| We’re as booze drenched and drunk as you
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| We stumble through like a one legged man
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| With his stump removed, drunk and doing one minute keg stands
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| Unfinished eggs can’t crack the way your heads got to
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| We’ll beat your ass like a pair of angry stepfathers
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| JL: If you invite me to smoke then go and light up a roach
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| LL: Yo, if ya mom don’t get her tired ass off my lawn
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| JL: If you’re a bouncer asshole trying ta take my drink after last call
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| LL: If you’re a chick giving me head and you let my babies drip on the bed
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| LL: This takes us back to high school
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| I’m a have to beat your ass before class
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| And then I’ll take your geek’s hall pass
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| If the fake police walk past, I’ll dip in the bathroom
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| Don’t laugh dude, I’m coming back and ripping yo ass soon
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| JL: At last Lou, I’ll pass through to share this last brew
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| And ask who wants to get served quick, like fast food
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| I snuffed a rent-a-cop who said he caught the scent of pot
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| I said it was the stench of twat from a dirty freshman’s box
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| LL: This chick needs to bless the crotch with the salt and vinegar
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| Before we finish her, because the scent is sort of sinister
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| Or I’m a call a minister to do an exorcism
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| Cause it smells like something died inside her screwing mechanism
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| JL: Douche that wretched kitten you sewage infested pigeon
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| Cause, ew, that scent is kicking like two Mexicans fishing
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| Yo Lou, go get the izm 'cause I need to puff
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| Cause I’ll beat the fuck out of everyone if I ain’t weeded up
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| LL: If you crude sluts don’t clean your mouth out with a toothbrush
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| JL: Yo, if you’re running your mouth about me fucking your spouse
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| LL: If you want to talk trash, then I’ll smack your ass you lil' slut
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| JL: Girl, if you front about your age and they dump me in a cage
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| LL: If you’re a hussy who won’t try to give up her pussy
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| LL: You know what I’m saying? |
| You slut bag slore of a whore!
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| JL: If you’re a chick that I’m dating, sucking my dick and scraping
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| LL: I think that’s enough shit talking for one night
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| Alright, sweaty
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| (King:) I hereby proclaim that from now on
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| Nothing that starts with the letter P
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| Will be allowed in my kingdom
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| But sire, sire, what about the palace?
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| Where else shall we live?
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| My lord, what about my porno?
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| No «Por Que»? |
| No «Pimp Shit»?
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| No Playboy? |
| No Phonograph?
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| Thank you, your highness!
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| That means there will be no prosecutors
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| No prisons, and best of all, no police!
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| But Sir Hoster, that also will mean
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| There’ll be no pushing perico
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| But his magnificense, no peyote?
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| No papers? |
| No Phillies? |
| No poppy? |
| No pot?
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| My pills! |
| My pills! |
| No poetry?
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| What about the peasants, sire?
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| My lord, no prostitutes?
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| No prostitutes! |
| No prostitutes!
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| His kingship, no prostitutes!!!
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| NO PROSTITUTES!!!
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| What? |
| No pussy?
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| (King:) I hereby declare, that from now on, uh
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| This is a royal change of mind, that’s what this is
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| From now on, everything that begins with P
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| Is welcome in the kingdom
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| Pussy! |
| Porno’s back baby! |