| Alaska: Bahumbug! Another lousy Christmas working in Santa’s shop! |
| Manila: Are you kidding me? The holidays are the best time of year to work! |
| Alaska: What are you so chipper about? This Christmas is terrible! Ugh! |
| It’s Christmas time, let’s work all night |
| Like Santa’s reindeer, let’s take flight |
| Spring some joy to girls and boys |
| When they unwrap their Christmas ties |
| It’s Christmas time, I hate my life! |
| And Santa doesn’t even pay me overtime |
| Your joy and glee is annoying me! |
| So let me be! |
| Come on, Alaska |
| Ugh! |
| It’s a working holiday, like Santa on his sleigh |
| A working holiday with you, you, it’s true! |
| It’s a working holiday, but we work much more than we play |
| It’s a working holiday, poo, poo |
| And we have to wear these ridiculous shoes! |
| Manila: Ugh, well, you do have a point there, but isn’t Christmas about others? |
| Giving? |
| Alaska: Oh, I’ll give you something, alright. And, I’ll give that Santa Claus |
| my two weeks notice! |
| Alaska, please, listen to me, 'tis the season, for joy and glee! |
| We are so lucky, honestly, we bring smiles to families! |
| Well, I guess that is kinda nice.- But, wait, no! |
| It’s horrible! My bunions are acting up! I just want to nap! |
| I could be home watching RuPaul’s Drag Race on LogoTV, right now! |
| Come on, Alaska! |
| Bah! |
| It’s a working holiday, like Santa on his sleigh |
| A working holiday with you, you, it’s true! |
| It’s a working holiday, but we work much more than we play |
| It’s a working holiday, poo, poo |
| And now I have to sing this stupid song? |
| Manila: Think about all those children in need that just need smiles from |
| people that are working. Today! Tonight! Think about. Think about Santa! |
| He works on Christmas! The elves work all Christmas Season! Even, |
| The Virgin Mary! She went into labor on Christmas Eve! You can do this! C’mon! |
| Alaska: Oh, I guess you’re right, Manila! You better work! |
| It’s a working holiday, with Santa on his sleigh |
| A working holiday with you, with you, and you! |
| Yeah! |
| It’s a working holiday, let’s work all night and day |
| It’s a working holiday with you |
| Hahaha! |