| On the fourth of July |
| In the dark of the setting, setting suns |
| All the jam kids came out |
| For they knew they had a leader |
| They knew they had a new man |
| God plagues you when you look at me like that |
| I'll leave you for a dollar |
| It's all I need to get on my way |
| On my way home |
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| I said I'm leaving |
| Try to break me |
| Lies won't break me |
| My heart is a carriage |
| And my soul is the horses |
| Ass |
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| Do you think that I might phone |
| Is the answer to your question |
| I don't know, I don't know, I don't know |
| I don't know, I don't know, I don't know |
| I don't know, I don't know, I don't know |
| I don't-, shit |
| I imagine my Christmas is not like your Bar Mitzvah |
| Light the candle, light the candle, burn out |
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| Don't expect it when it goes wrong |
| Don't expect much, and if it goes wrong |
| They will say you're the one |
| And your snout is like an elephant's trunk |
| When I'm naked I like to wrap my harvesting piece around it |
| Would you like my harvesting piece? |
| It's a special, special piece |
| And I wear it for my niece |
| Such a cute, cute little kitty |
| Playing with her mittens |
| Why don't you |
| I knitted them for you |
| It was a private, private gift |
| Did you tell your mother? |
| If she hears about it |
| She'll feel bad, yeah |
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| Christmas |
| Don't make no sense |
| December, December Jew |
| December, December Jew |
| December, December Jew |
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