Testi Out in Space - Pusher

Out in Space

Do you ever think about the future?\nAll of the exciting new technology\nThe terrifying wonder of humanity\n(You know, there are many exciting career opportunities out in space)\nSeems like everybody has debt these days\nHave you thought about how you might get that paid\nOpportunity is waiting for you\nOut in space\nThere’s lots of jobs on the moon\nYou could pay off those student loans\nYou won’t keep pushing a broom\nYou could be a president or CEO\nOut in space!\nFortunes every day out in space!\nExplore the frontier out in space!\nThings are probably fine out in space!\nNouveau gold rush out in space!\nThe end of history out in space!\nFreedom is alive out in space!\nThe answers that you need are out in space!\nYou don’t want to stay down here on Earth\nRadiation in the air and the dirt\nMicroplastics in the drinking water\nCommies brainwashing our entrepreneurs\nYou can travel to space\nMeet new people\nSee the stars\nExperience life\nAnd get paid the whole time!\nYes, that’s what you get when you sign an indefinite term work contact with\nMoonRock — the industry leader in moon mining operations\nListen, nobody’s perfect, right?\nIf you could change anything that you like\nAbout yourself, moving to the moon can help you\n(Do you wanna see a free movie, kid?)\nIt’s about space!\nMake your mom proud every day!\nJust sign, I wouldn’t lead you astray!\nYou can even own your own place!\nFind god or whatever out in space!\nI hope you know you’re gonna get laid!\nInfinite happiness awaits!\nUnconditional love out in space!\nOut in space!\nFinally control your own fate!\nNo free handouts it’s a race!\nWork is freedom no escape!\nI’ll tell you what I’m told about space!\nIt’s a living to recruit the human race!\nI’ve never really been up to the base!\n10 sign-ups a day out to space!\nWelcome to the album, what you’ve just witnessed is our hero, Push,\nbeing wooed into immigrating to the moon by a smooth talking recruiter for a\nlunar mining company called MoonRock. What could go wrong with that.\nSo he signed a contract without reading it, packed his bags, and boarded the\nfirst United Industries ship to the moon to work on the final frontier.\nAboard the ship, as he looks out at the universe, he begins to contemplate the\nfortune, fame, and reputation he’s sure to acquire as one of the first humans\nto boldly move to a colony… out in space.