| You know my daddy dug gates for his whole life
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| And he never knew nothing more
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| And his daddy done the dig like his old man
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| Who had dug before the war
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| And though she couldn’t have known till I was born
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| My poor mama God rest her soul
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| Like them I come out diggin'
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| Well I was layin' down wire on number 9
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| Now when she come down to earth
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| And she was talkin' real loud
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| All about how she was gonna save the universe
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| I went and snuck a lil' peek in her blue eyes
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| And words just aren’t enough
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| Oh, she had me off and runnin'
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| (Yes, she did)
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| Could it be that I got bored and lonely
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| Could it be that I’m just dumb and horny
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| Could it be that Lady Luck has smiled herself on me
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| (Could it be?)
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| She wore rattlesnake boots, a sassy mood
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| She had me laughin' in my tears
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| The most beautiful thing, so young and sweet
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| A little green behind the ears
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| She took me higher than I ever been
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| Lordy what have I been missin'?
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| Now she is all I’m diggin'
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| (Yes, she is)
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| Could it be that I got bored and lonely
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| Could it be that I’m just old and horny
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| (Could it be now?)
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| Could it be that Lady Luck has smiled herself down on me
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| She’s smilin' down on me, yeah
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| Come a little closer
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| Let me show you how it could be
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| Spacy little cowgirl
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| Come a little closer to me
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| Spacy little cowgirl
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| (Whoo!
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| Play it)
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| She’s smilin' down on me, yeah
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| Come a little closer
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| Let me show you how it could be
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| Spacy little cowgirl
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| Come a little closer to me
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| Spacy little cowgirl
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| (Mmhmm, yeah
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| Dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it
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| Yeah, smilin' down on me
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| Just dumb and horny) |