| Oh the awful title belies the quality |
| Of this unusual comedy |
| It’s the same for you and me |
| And the days and nights you remembered me |
| The walls I never seen |
| Come to me |
| It’s an awful tragedy |
| Fifty million reasons |
| Loving in the seasons |
| Fifty million lovers |
| Sitting at the doubles |
| Fifty million reasons |
| Loving in the seasons |
| When you cry it pulls me through |
| And you know the times we crossed the street |
| We’d rather laugh than greet |
| Honestly, it’s a forgone comedy |
| And you know the walls we tried and made |
| You know it’s never changed |
| Honestly, it’s a long-lost comedy |
| Fifty million reasons |
| Loving in the seasons |
| Fifty million lovers |
| Sitting at the doubles |
| Fifty million reasons |
| Loving in the seasons |
| When you cry it pulls me through |
| Oh the awful title belies the quality |
| Of this unusual comedy |
| It’s the same for you and me |
| And the days and nights you remembered me |
| The walls I never seen |
| Honestly, it’s a long lost comedy |
| Fifty million reasons |
| Loving in the seasons |
| Fifty million lovers |
| Sitting at the doubles |
| Fifty million reasons |
| Loving in the seasons |
| When you cry it pulls me through |