Testi di You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!! - Skankin' Pickle

You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!! (originale)

You shouldn’t judge a man by the hair on his butt
Maybe it’s like needles
Or possibly like bark
Does it need to be mowed
Like the lawn at the park?
Maybe it’s too soft
Or possibly too coarse
You stuck your hands down his pants
You though he was a horse
Maybe it’s light blonde
But probably it’s black
It streached from his belt
And covers up his back
I saw he had it braided
It made his pants real snug
It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug
Maybe it’s like a forest
All covered up with trees
Maybe when he farts
His butt hairs blow in the breeze
Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary
Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries

(traduzione)

Non dovresti giudicare un uomo dai capelli sul sedere
Forse è come gli aghi
O forse come la corteccia
Deve essere falciato
Ti piace il prato al parco?
Forse è troppo morbido
O forse troppo grossolano
Gli hai infilato le mani nei pantaloni
Pensavi fosse un cavallo
Forse è biondo chiaro
Ma probabilmente è nero
Si estendeva dalla sua cintura
E gli copre la schiena
Ho visto che l'aveva intrecciata
Ha reso i suoi pantaloni davvero comodi
Gli copre le natiche come un tappeto
Forse è come una foresta
Tutto coperto dagli alberi
Forse quando scoreggia
I suoi peli del sedere soffiano nella brezza
Forse eri spaventato perché era così spaventoso
O forse hai scoperto che era pieno di bacche di Dingle