| Got in a little trouble at the county seat |
| Lord they put me in the jailhouse for loafing on the street |
| When the judge heard the verdict I was a guilty man |
| He said forty five dollars or thirty days in the can |
| That’ll be cash on the barrelhead son you can make your choice you’re twenty one |
| No money down no credit plan no time to chase you cause I’m a busy man |
| Found a telephone number on a laundry slip |
| I had a good hearted jailer with a six gun hip |
| He let me call long distance she said number please |
| And no sooner than I told her she shouted out at me |
| That’ll be cash on the barrelhead son not parting cash but the entire sum |
| No money down no credit plan cause a little bird tells me you’re a travelling |
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| Thirty days in the jailhouse four days on the road |
| I was feeling mighty hungry my feet a heavy load |
| Saw a greyhound coming stuck up my thumb |
| Just as I was being seated the driver caught my arm |
| That’ll be cash on the barrelhead son this old grey dog is paid to run |
| When the engine stops and the wheels won’t roll |
| Give me cash on the barrelhead I’ll take you down the road |