| Now I have won 1 million battles, take MCs, round 'em up like cattle. |
| Grant em and then I lock em up in a pen |
| and if they want another try then I will do it again. |
| Because my name is Young MC and rockin' a mic is my craft. |
| But when I first started everyone just laughed |
| 'cause I got rocked 'n rolled, left out in the cold, |
| cause I was tryin' to battle men when I was ten years old. |
| But time went by and I got wise, |
| and every time I did a party, well I opened my eyes. |
| until now ya see before, the guy who won’t ignore ya, |
| won’t be talkin' about the girlies, like I read on Latoya |
| See I am just that kind of fella, |
| sometimes rough, most other time mellow. |
| Gather a crowd when I start rappin' out loud, |
| and I am here to rock a party, that’s what I vowed. |
| So, just like Clark Kent is into Superman, |
| I become a super hero when the mic’s in my hand. |
| 'Cause I am hard to swallow, a tough act to follow. |
| I’m solid straight thru while the others are hollow. |
| 'Cause I been rockin' parties since I was a child. |
| And every time place that I went, I made the crowd go wild. |
| It wasn’t hard for me to do it, there was really nothing to it, |
| and not once did I hear someone say, yo Young MC ya blew it. |
| So listen party people I got something to say, |
| I guess I’m just like Burger King, because you have it your way. |
| You know it makes me delighted to think that I’m a rhymin' writer, |
| So next time I have a party, I’ll make sure that your invited. |
| The jam of the year, I’ll hold it right here. |
| And after all is said and done, I like to make it quite clear, |
| that I came here tonight to have some fun, my name is Young MC, |
| backwards it’s MC Young. I let 'em know. |
| I let 'em know. |
| Now, one an' one is two and two an' two make four. |
| My name is Young, I rock the house, we’re talkin' rhymes galore. |
| It doesn’t matter who you are, or who you want to be, |
| you’ll never ever rock as nasty as the Young MC. |
| So now darlin', darlin' come and see my show. |
| You want a ticket then I get you one in the front row. |
| And you can bring a friend, yes a girl perhaps, |
| and when the show is over, come sit on my lap. |
| Because you can’t resist me, neither can your friend. |
| It starts in the beginnin' finishes up at the end. |
| And all these others come around and swear they’re better than me, |
| when they can’t even deal with the Young MC. |
| I mean they think they in command, but they’re out of control, |
| they think that they’re out of jail, they’re only on parole. |
| They think they’re walkin' on water when they’re on a jet ski. |
| They think they hot on the mic, they ain’t as hot as me. |
| They think they flyin' through the air, when they on a plane. |
| They think they have a sound mind, when they goin' insane. |
| They think they lyin' on the beach, when there ain’t no sand. |
| They think that they the freshest rapper, they ain’t heard the man. |
| So let me tell you party people this is how it goes, |
| I am the one you listen to, 'cause I’m the one you choose. |
| And if you think they competition, they can deal with me. |
| Here is my number, call the house, the name is Young MC. |
| I let 'em know. |
| You know what I’m sayin'? |
| I let 'em know. |
| Break it down. |
| They said a boy is a boy and a girl is a girl, |
| and Young MC, he is a rapper ready to rock world. |
| I am a man with a skill, of a duty to fulfill, |
| of party goers every which without the need to get ill. |
| No need to scream and to shout, 'cause that’s not what I’m about, |
| 'Cause I’m a man who’s rockin' the jams, to this there is no doubt. |
| Continuing with my tale, to never flop or to fail, |
| be good to you just like a discount at a one day sale. |
| I’m not a criminal or hood, neither the riff or raff. |
| If every rapper was a comic, I’d be makin' you laugh. |
| If every rapper was a worker, I’d be chief of the staff. |
| And on a scale of one to ten, I am a ten and a half. |
| If every rapper was a lion, I’d be king of the beast. |
| If every rapper was a cop, I’d be chief of police. |
| If every rapper was a solder, I would be Rambo. |
| If every rapper was Hawaiian, I would be Don Ho. |
| You’re a fish who’s out of water, I’m a great white shark. |
| I’m a healthy burst of lightin', you’re a shot in the dark. |
| I’m a law abidin' citizen, you’re breakin' the laws. |
| And I’m a man who’s almost perfect, you’re filled with flaws. |
| This is not exaggeration, this is straight up truth. |
| Rap is to me what good sex is to Dr. Ruth. |
| Rap is just like sex 'cause I’m aimin' to please. |
| But when you’re listenin' to my rhyme, you’ll never catch a disease. |
| Now like a man once said, when you’re slow ya blow. |
| To prevent against this I’m always good to go. |
| Never ever frontin' moves, I’m makin' sure of stuff. |
| And when the mic is in my hand, that’s when the stuff get r-r-r-rough. |
| 'Cause I’m a man who’s on a mission and I’m not done yet. |
| 'Cause this is rougher then the roughest of the rough stuff yet. |
| I make noise like a smoke detector when there’s smoke |
| and I’m good to go, so now you know the Young MC’s no joke. |
| I let em know. |
| Word em up, I let em know. |
| Dare it is. |