| Call and call my phone, thinking I’m doing nothing better | 
| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again | 
| I was gonna call you back, I swear | 
| Just as soon as I felt up to it | 
| You call and call my phone, thinking I’m doing nothing better | 
| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can get back to it | 
| How funny family is actually fuckin' has you in bits | 
| Your mum has good genes, but Dad’s are ripped | 
| Dance like no one is awkward to music listened to lit | 
| You’d worry less about what they thought | 
| If you knew how little they did | 
| On to better things, they fucking love all of the guessing | 
| Someone just met your ex, thinking they met someone special | 
| I was gonna call you back, I swear | 
| Just as soon as I felt up to it | 
| The phone is ringing, the phone is ringing | 
| Can’t use it 'til it stops | 
| I moan and listen, the tone emits | 
| The only man in black, hi-viz jackets in the cab | 
| Brexit breakfast, Day-Glo stars, I am baggin' and dashin' | 
| Whoever’s with my ex needs to do better | 
| She’s still texting me at two 'til ten | 
| Weird liquor tastes weirdly better when your life is fucked up | 
| I was gonna call you back, I swear | 
| Just as soon as I felt up to it | 
| You call and call my phone, thinking I’m doing nothing better | 
| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again | 
| Love isn’t a riddle, love isn’t made to be hard | 
| You know I’d give you my kidney, just don’t ever take my charger | 
| So dance like no one is awkward to music listened to lit | 
| You’d worry less about what they thought | 
| If you knew how little they did | 
| You call and call my phone thinking I’m doing nothing better | 
| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again | 
| I was gonna call you back, I swear | 
| Just as soon as I felt up to it | 
| It just hasn’t happened yet | 
| And I’m still gonna call you back one day | 
| And you can tell me all the news | 
| That you’ve been trying to, oh yeah | 
| You call and call my phone, thinking I’m doing nothing better | 
| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again | 
| You call and call my phone (I was gonna call you back) | 
| Thinking I’m doing nothing better (I swear) | 
| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again |