Testi Soap And Water Blues - Washboard Sam

Soap And Water Blues

J.T. Brown — tenor sax, W. Broonzy — gtr\nRoosevelt Sykes — piano, Willie Dixon — bass.\nBluebird RCA (Lester Melrose)\nRecorded: Studio A, Chicago, IL, Feb 18, 1947\nOriginal issue Victor 20−2240/D7VB0319\nNow, I’ve got a gal\nShaped like a frog\nHer voice remind me\nOf an old bulldog\nHer hair looks just like\nA chinchill-ie coat\nAn man if you get close\nUp to that woman\nShe smells like a goat\nShe got b.o.\nShe keeps b. o all the time\nAnd she thinks soap and water\nWoo, Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime\nHer ears, is so long\nHer nose, is so fat\nHer head, is so big\nShe can’t even wear a hat\nHer dogs is swolled\nAn she got one eye\nMan, she looks like a wreck\nThat happened last July\nMan, ain’t she ugly?\nShe got b.o. all the time\nMan, that woman thinks soap an water\nMan, is a doggone crime\nShe must-a have been\nHer mother’s only child\nShe should-a been a gorilla\n'Cause she sho' is wild\nShe got ways like a monkey\nSly as a fox\nShe should-a been on some chain gang\nMan, breakin' up rocks\nMan, ain’t she ugly?\nAn she keeps b.o. all the time\nMan, that woman thinks soap an water\nHoo, Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime\nHer legs look like needles\nAn she ain’t got no chin\nShe’s a beautiful woman\nFor the shape she’s in\nHer feets look like wings\nWay out on a limb\nThat’s just why her mother\nPut her off on him!\nMan, ain’t she ugly?\nAn she keeps b.o. all the time\nMan, she thinks soap an water\nWoo! Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime.