| WELL MY FRAULEIN DONE TOLD ME |
| WHEN I WAS IN GOOSESTEPS. |
| SHE SAID I WOULD GAS THEM |
| AND NOW I’M A BIG MAN |
| FILLING UP AUTOS |
| THAT BEEP AT ME OFTEN |
| I DROP WHAT I’M DOING |
| AND WAIT ON THEM CHEERFULLV |
| SOME CHOOSE THE BIG PUMP |
| AND OTHER’S THE SMALL |
| IT’S A SMALL SMALL WORLD |
| AND I HEAR 'DEM AUTOS CALL |
| WELL I’M A BIG TIME PUMPER |
| AND I PUMP’EM FULL OF MY GAS |
| AND IF YOU GIVE ME STATIC |
| I’LL TELL YA BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS |
| MY STATION IS PRETTY |
| I KEEP IT IN TOP SHAPE |
| THE CUSTOMERS DIG ME |
| 'CAUSE I GOT THE ANSWERS |
| TO ALL OF THEIR AUTO NEEDS |
| I FIX 'EM UP OFTEN |
| AND RELIEVE THEIR TENSION |
| 'CAUSE NO ONE WANTS AN AUTO |
| THAT THREATENS TO LOSE IT |
| THE AUTO’S COME CRAWLIN' |
| INTO MY STATION |
| THEY BEEP AT ME ALWAYS |
| I STOP WHAT I’M DOING |
| AND GREET THEM WITH SMILES |
| I CALL «FILL 'ER UP?» |
| THEY YELL BACK «$ 1.00» |
| I WIPE ALL THE DEAD BUGS |
| AND DIRT OFF THEIR WINDSHIELD |
| AND CONNECT MY BIG HOSE |
| UP TO THEIR GAS TANK |
| THE GAS HUMS AS IT ENTERS |
| AND FULLS UP THEIR EMPTY TANK |
| I DO TWO AT A TIME NOW |
| I’VE DEVELOPED A TECHNIQUE |
| MY TIMING IS VERY GOOD |
| IF NOT ALWAYS PRECISE |
| I GIVE THEM A FAIR DEAL |
| THEY DRIVE OFF SATISFIED |
| WE NEED EACH OTHER’S BUSINESS |
| WITHOUT WHICH WE COULD NOT SURVIVE |
| WE LIKE TO TRADE MONEY- |
| BECAUSE /T MEANS HONOR, |
| NOT LIKE THOSE PEOPLE |
| WHO ARE SICK AND CAN’T TOUCH IT |
| BECAUSE THEY’RE UNHEALTHY, |
| THEY LEAVE ME COLD. |
| I HELP WHO I CAN HELP |
| AND FEEL NOTHING FOR THOSE WHO |
| DON’T COME TO MY STATION |
| FOR I’LL ONLY TOW THOSE WHO |
| SHOW ME THEIR HONOR |
| I CAN’T HELP EVERVBODY |
| AND I’M NOT MY BROTHER’S KEEPER |
| WE HUDDLE TOGETHER |
| AND THOSE WHO COME TO ME |
| WE HUDDLE TOGETHER |
| AND DESPITE THE WEATHER |
| WE FIND STRENGTH IN OUR CIRCLE |
| I’M VERY IMPORTANT |
| TO THE BIG AND THE LITTLE GUY |
| WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER |
| TO KEEP OURSELVES GOING |
| THEIR AUTO’S ALL NEED ME |
| MY PUMP’S NEED THEIR EMPTY TANKS AND |
| IF THE GOOD LORD IS WILLING |
| WE SHALL BE HERE TO THE END |
| PUMPING-EACH-OTHER |