| My dad can’t get out of bed |
| There’s somethin' in his lungs |
| I think that’s what the doctor said |
| I gotta leave for Paris now |
| My band goes on at 10 |
| And my dad can’t get out of bed |
| The Earth is spinnin' like it always did |
| 'The New York Times' is publishin' |
| Some real important thing |
| And each day when the world wakes up |
| Our lawns will still be wet |
| And my dad can’t get out of bed |
| God is really real when you really, really need Him |
| Karma just appears when you suddenly believe it |
| Hear it loud and clear, just as long as it’s convenient (Convenient) |
| Life’s fuckin' long 'til it stops, and God’s fuckin' fake 'til He’s not |
| There’s robots that are way too good at art |
| And everybody’s sad now |
| And tryna get to Mars |
| Don’t wanna hear your problems |
| 'Cause there’s just one in my head |
| And he can’t get out of bed |
| What if we could break you out tonight? |
| This kind of thing happens to other dads |
| It don’t happen to mine |
| I’ll distract the doctors; we could sneak out with your meds |
| You could come along and be a roadie for the band |
| Come on, Dad, get out of bed |
| God is really real when you really, really need Him |
| Karma just appears when you suddenly believe it |
| Hear it loud and clear, just as long as it’s convenient (Convenient) |
| Life’s fuckin' long 'til it stops, and God’s fuckin' fake 'til He’s not |
| Now it’s late, I really gotta go |
| And we can’t face our feelings, so we’re makin' lots of jokes |
| And we won’t cry about it, no, we’ll be manly men |
| «I love you» sounds all corny, so I wrote this song instead |
| I’ll sing it for you, Dad, when you get out of bed |
| I’ll sing for you when you’re out of bed |