| On a winter’s hymn, do they toll for me
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| (CAROLING!)
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| Rocking force is ringing out, hella chord, caught beneath the
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| (MISTLETOE!)
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| Oh no, Leper Madonna, get away from me!
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| (GRINCH!)
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| That’s me! |
| My Christmas Day! |
| Christmas Day!
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| (REINDEER!)
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| Get off my roof, or you’ll find where my boot fits in!
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| (RUDOLPH!)
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| And Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen…
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| (RIPPING!)
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| And tearing, and thrashing, and passing presents, to sell your soul
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| (STOCKINGS!)
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| Mama came, and all I got was a piece of coal!
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| Snowman, snowblind- bow to our command
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| Sleighride, ripride- winter plunderband
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| (SANTA!)
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| I’m telling you, hey, are you listening to me?
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| (YOU BETTER!)
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| Knock a chord, when you’re coming down my chimney, I’ll
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| (LIT A FIRE!)
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| That’ll teach you! |
| that you are one that’s on my list
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| (JUMPS IN THE FIRE!)
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| Jolly little elf, I insist, I insist
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| Facewash, faceplant- you will pay the price
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| Hella day for holiday- trap you under ice
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| (BELLS TOLL!)
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| On a winter’s hymn, do they toll for me
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| (RUDOLPH!)
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| And Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen…
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| (MISTLETOE!)
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| Oh no, rip it and tear it! |
| And thrash it, and stretch it!
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| (JUMPS IN THE FIRE!)
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| Leper Madonna, you’re on my list, I insist, I insist
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| Snowman, snowblind- bow to our command
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| Sleighride, ripride- winter plunderband
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| Facewash, faceplant- you will pay the price
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| Hella day for holiday- trap you under ice |