| Here I am and I’m back again |
| I’m doing mashed potatoes |
| I’m gonna start by going |
| To New York City |
| With your number one |
| I’m going to Boston, ow |
| I’m going to Buffalo |
| Straight down the road |
| Gonna stop in Cleveland, Ohio |
| Gonna go to your |
| Next door neighbor |
| I’m gonna mashed potatoes |
| In Detroit |
| I’m gonna swing right on Down the freeway |
| Doing the mashed potatoes |
| Gonna stop in Chicago |
| And St. Louis, Missouri |
| Going way over on the other side |
| And stop in Memphis, Tennessee |
| While I’m in neighborhood |
| I’m gonna stop in Nashville too |
| My old good old place |
| Where everybody’s having |
| A mighty good time |
| Charlotte, North Carolina |
| I believe I’ll mashed potatoes |
| Where the cowboys stay |
| Of course you know I’m |
| Talking about Dallas, Texas |
| And I want you to know I’ve got |
| Houston, Texas on my mind |
| Now any of these places I called |
| And I missed your town |
| I just want you to know |
| I’m coming through cause |
| I’m mashed potato bound |
| Miami, Florida, Jacksonville too |
| Columbia, South Carolina too |
| And Norfolk, Virginia too |
| San Francisco |
| I mashed potato at the |
| World’s Fair is Seattle, Washington |
| Los Angeles, California |
| Going back over on the East Coast |
| I’m going to Richmond, Virginia |
| I’m gonna fool you |
| Now I’m going my old hometown |
| I’m going to Augusta, Georgia |
| Spelled A-u-g-u-s-t-a |