| I’m mr. |
| Average, I live right next door,
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| A company man, I drive a company car,
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| I’ve got a beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
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| An ambitious man, always try to win
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| I’m mr. |
| Average, a family man,
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| I’ve gotta have more, any way I can,
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| I’ve got a beautiful wife and a lovely home,
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| Always try my best, I’ve got to win
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| I’m mr. |
| Average, bills to be paid,
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| Promotion’s on, options to be weighed,
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| Still got a beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
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| I’ve got my mind made up, I’ve got to win,
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| Still got a beautiful wife, my lovely kids,
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| I’ve got my mind made up I’ve got to live,
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| I’m mr. |
| Average, and the pressure’s on,
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| I work every night sometimes till dawn,
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| Still got my beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
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| I’ve got my mind made up, I’ve got to win,
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| Still got my beautiful wife and lovely kids,
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| I’ve got my mind made up, still got to win,
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| I’m mr. |
| Average, the man next door,
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| I’ve hit the booze, and pranged the car,
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| Promotion’s gone, to a younger man,
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| I see my life, going down the pan,
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| I hit my beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
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| I feel my minds messed up, I’ve flipped my lid,
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| I beat my beautiful wife, and lovely kids,
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| I feel my minds messed up, I’ve flipped my lid
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| I’m mr. |
| Average I’ve lost my job,
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| My kids all scream, and the wife’s a snob,
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| And my beautiful wife’s got a brand new friend,
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| And I think that he’s been in my bed,
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| I’ve lost my beautiful, two lovely kids,
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| And now I’m all messed up, I’ve flipped my lid,
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| I’ve lost my beautiful wife, two lovely kids,
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| And now I’m all messed up I’ve flipped my lid.
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| I’m mr. |
| Average I’ve got a knife,
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| I’m all screwed up and tonight’s the night,
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| I’m the perfect gent turn to dynamite,
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| And you better move fast if you’re in my sights,
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| My beautiful wife two lovely kids,
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| My mind’s messed up I can’t forgive,
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| I’ve killed my beautiful wife and lovely kids,
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| My mind is all messed up I can’t forgive
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| I’m mr. |
| Average I live next door,
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| A psycho killer and I’m gonna kill more,
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| Out of control my reasons gone,
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| No beautiful wife 'n' kids no more,
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| I’m mr. |
| Average I hate my self,
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| I’m in control out of control
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| I can’t think straight see only red,
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| All mankind’s been in my bed
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| My beautiful wife two lovely kids,
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| Out of control I’ve flipped my lid,
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| I’m mister average, I live next door
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| A company man, I wash the car
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| I love my wife, I hate my wife
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| I love my job, I hate my life
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| I love my boss, I hate my life
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| I love my kids, I hate my life
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| I love myself, I hate my life
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| I hate myself, I love my life
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| I’m mister average, I live right next door
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| A company man, I drive a company car
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| I’ve got a beautiful wife, and two lovely kids
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| A bit of an ambitious man, always fight to win
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| I’m mister average, a family man |