Testi Brand New Machine - Nasty Jack, Teddy Bruckshot, Stormin

Brand New Machine

At the end of the year, me ah put out mi likkle CD
Dem ah gwan look Shotta Music inna HMV
Me ah re-up, re-up three times in a week
Logan Sama, KISS 100, him ah beat my tune every week
Still the likkle pussyhole deh pon di forum
Still ah chat bare fuckery like dem boy kn-kn-know me
Me nuh care about which MC
Dem eediat select fi be top three
None of dem boy dere can top ah top me
Man are K-I-N-G inna weezy
Please don’t violate me or me squeezy
Man are bloodclart shower, man are inna greazy
Response fi A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Red like the flow like Egyptian sea
See, me, I’m a beast, me nuh easy
When it comes to the P, don’t play with me-me
Big up all the fans that stay with me-me-me
And certain DJ nuh wan' fi play me-me
Tings dem ah play, me nuh too rate it-it
Wanker, please stop masturbate me-me
Go suck your nan pon the R-E-diddy
This song me sing for all of dem fassies
Me have a brand new machine-a
fire sixteen-a
Me have plenty magazine-a
Me have a brand new machine-a
fire sixteen-a
Me have plenty magazine-a
Me have mi new brand machine
Nasty Jack, me have me gun pon teeth
I will let my ting dem beat
Leng dem right down or retreat
They wan' see me in the cemetery
Six foot deep under concrete
I man Jack crazy like T
I can see you but you can’t see me
If me dead then let me haunt him
Watch me bloodclart rise out di coffin
Stop laughing, the .44 ras him
And me nuh smoke with batty boy artists
And me nuh beg friend, dem look like target
And put the market
Like the Red Sea, watch me part it
Send him ah church fi confess in the morning
Me have a brand new machine-a
fire sixteen-a
Me have plenty magazine-a
Me have a brand new machine-a
fire sixteen-a
Me have plenty magazine-a
cuh me ride in West
Me have me ting and my bulletproof vest
Ready fi mek my ting dem sting
If they try to violate me
Me nuh write fi dem, me write chest
But the bad mind wan' still see me dead
I just want to live in peace
If that means I’ll haffi squeeze
Askaleng, yeah, me squeeze dem
On the floor is where me leave dem
Make their mother and father grieve dem
Poom poom? Yeah, we beat dem
Let off some bloodclart dog fi eat dem
No balaclava, me nuh decieve dem
Fassy, me nuh need dem
Make some fucking gunshot greaze dem
Me have a brand new machine-a
fire sixteen-a
Me have plenty magazine-a
Me have a brand new machine-a
fire sixteen-a
Me have plenty magazine-a
Yo, me have my gun and it’s my friend
.44, .32 and MAC-10
Sixteen round, me na borrow or lend
Bun police dem
24/7, me have my skeng
Shootout in Waterhouse with Mr Leng
Come back to England, money me ah spend
Next time round, reach back again
Only me darg ask who me defend
Na sit down, me na talk with dem
Like BT, me nuh link with them
Me na like them, we despise them
We na stand up, talk, fight with dem
Crank off the ting and shoot all of dem
Shoot after Tony, Peter and Len and me shoot it again
And we nuh going on a video with trident
Me have a brand new machine-a
fire sixteen-a
Me have plenty magazine-a
Me have a brand new machine-a
fire sixteen-a
Me have plenty magazine-a
Mmm
So me come back ah bloodclart England, me haffi find my gun
Me nuh play about with no dibby dibby likkle .22 or likkle foolish .42
Me ah badboy, man, me ah rinse off di big .45 askaleng business
Cha, pop it
What the fuck, man?
Why’s my champagne so warm?
Listen, unnu better go and get me a nice freezing cold champagne before me come
kill you with me big .45
Me get an AK, you know
Big tings me ah pop off
Bloodclart foolishness