| And now ladies and gentlemen
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| What you’ve all been waiting for
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| Whoo
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| Come on, come on, come on
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| Hey! |
| Check it out now
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| Oh dear, here we go again
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| He’s walking over to me like I’m a no-friend
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| So I call out his name and shake hands
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| But I’m already crafting my escape plans
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| Cause this cat’s looking to start an argument
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| And he’ll be determined to make me a part of it
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| Some folks aren’t happy without conflict
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| But I’m not in the mood to suffer through nonsense
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| When he’s speaking his words
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| He just seeks to preterve
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| To the point that it tweaks every nerd
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| But you can’t be direct 'cause he might get upset
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| So you learn to discern and deflect
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| See I just wanna make this conversation end
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| If it gets him off my back you know I’m happy to pretend
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| And so I
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| Say whatever you want to hear
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| Cause we do better when I’m insincere
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| Now you might find someone to provoke
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| And poke 'till they’re ready to choke
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| But it won’t be me, nah
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| Said it won’t be me, nah
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| I gotta go!
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| Won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| Mr. Cinical, loves to get critical
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| Dragging you into a fight that’s unwinnable
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| He’s a grand antagonist
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| Pulling out loose chap from his bag of tricks
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| There’s no doubt he want’s to spread venom
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| And if you get caught in his web you gotta let him
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| But the trick is to minimize static
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| It’s all about tact and being pragmatic
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| When he talks imma wait for a pause or a break
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| Check my watch, dry to dodge all the hate
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| Look he’s trying to prod, but I smile and I nod
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| Hey, I won’t deny, I’m a fraud
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| They say you shouldn’t lie and I don’t disagree
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| But if you can’t hear the truth then what’s the use of honesty?
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| And so I
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| Say whatever you want to hear
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| Cause we do better when I’m insincere
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| Now you might troll some horrible soul
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| That you can drag into your black hole
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| But it won’t be me, nah
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| Said it won’t be me, nah
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| Won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| I gotta get on
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| Gotta get on, gotta get on
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| Gotta get on, gotta get on
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| Gotta get on, gotta get on
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| Gotta get on, gotta get on
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| Gotta get on, gotta get on
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| Gotta get on, gotta get on
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| Gotta get on, gotta get on
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| Gotta get on, gotta get on
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me (Not today)
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| It won’t be me (You better learn)
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| It won’t be me
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| It won’t be me |