| He’s a really cool guy |
| He’s got a cool shirt |
| He’s got cool shoes |
| Did I mention the shirt? |
| If you ever got the chance to meet him |
| You’d know why I want to be him |
| He walks into a room and everyone respects him (Everyone respects him) |
| He reads the news and doesn’t let that shit affect him (doesn't let that shit |
| affect him) |
| He’s really happy, he’s thrilled to be alive |
| His name is any white guy in 1985 |
| White Guy 1985 (1985) |
| White Guy 1985 (1985) |
| White Guy 1985 (1985) |
| White Guy 1985 (1985) |
| He’s got a job and a family how does he do it? |
| Balances his work with his wife’s underwhelming cooking |
| He’s got all the answers that I wanna know |
| How can I be what I am but 40 years ago gee whiz |
| He got in any bar |
| So I am the thing he is |
| But he isn’t when I walk |
| I guess it’s true that some people really got to fight to be alive |
| And some people are white guys in 1985 |
| White Guy 1985 (1985) |
| White Guy 1985 (1985) |
| White Guy 1985 (1985) |
| White Guy 1985 (1985) |
| It wasn’t easy being any white guy in 1985 |
| Some white guys were living through the aids crisis |
| Some white guys were italian |
| And I’m not saying it’s hard being a white guy now |
| I misspoke |
| I don’t need to let a group of people in a hive |
| I think I just met my dad in 1985 |
| White dad 1985 (my dad) |
| My father 1985 (My father) |
| My dad 1985 |
| Scott Burnham 1985 (Scott) |
| White dad 1985 (I wanna be my dad) |
| My father 1985 (I wanna be my dad in the 80s) |
| My dad 1985 (I wanna be his in wife in 1985) |
| Scott Burnham 1985 (Scott) (He was a general contractor) |