| Well, there used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that a woman
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| would need
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| Man, you’d be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie she’d been
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| wantin' to see
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| But the world has turned and it’s time you learned that the old ain’t working
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| no more
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| Yeah, the rules have changed an' it’s brand new game and buddy, if you want to
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| score
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| You got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night
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| Shine up your boots, polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied
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| You know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your
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| little girl
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| But you don’t stand a chance 'less you take her out and dance
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| 'Cause we’re living in a honky tonk world
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| Well, sooner or later all you couch potaters are gonna be the lonely ones
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| If you want good lovin' then you gotta keep up
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| And you better know your Brook’s from your Dunn’s
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| Don’t even think that your Engelbert Humperdink record’s gonna turn her on
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| 'Cause, Mister, you can bet if you don’t know the steps
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| Then you’re gonna get left at home
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| You got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night
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| Shine up your boots, polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied
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| You know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your
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| little girl
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| But you don’t stand a chance 'less you take her out and dance
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| 'Cause we’re living in a honky tonk world
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| Now if you were Cro-Magnon you’d be draggin' them woman by the hair to your cave
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| You’d be down on your knees citing them soliloquies back in Romeo’s day
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| Yeah, an' you’d be kind of nifty if we were in the Fifties and you had a cool
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| car to drive
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| But we’re living in the Nineties so you better shake your hiney
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| Or you’re gonna get left behind
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| You got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night
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| Shine up your boots, polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied
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| You know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your
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| little girl
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| But you don’t stand a chance 'less you take her out and dance
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| 'Cause we’re living in a honky tonk world
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| No, you don’t stand a chance 'less you take her out and dance
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| 'Cause we’re living in a honky tonk world |