| Look around, everywhere you turn is Covid
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| It’s everywhere that you go (just look around)
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| I know you’ve tried, everything you can to escape
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| This social distance shit show (what a shit show)
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| But just settle in to the quarantine
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| Flatten the Corona curve
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| They say the cure is up to you and me
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| It’s called a sick day, so bitch you best stay home
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| Come on, stay home (home)
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| Work remotely and Zoom your meetings (and Zoom your meetings)
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| Hey, hey, hey
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| Come on, stay home (home)
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| Watch the TV and eat your feelings (and eat your feelings)
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| You know you can do it
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| All you need is your own imagination
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| So use it that’s what its for (Chris, tell me more)
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| Read a book, that’s that thing that’s filled with paper
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| But I can’t tell you for sure (Can't say for sure)
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| It’s makes no difference if you’re black or white
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| Corona’s coming for you
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| Do the cool thing now and just stay inside
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| You’re a hermit star, yes that’s what you are, you know it
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| Come on, stay home (home)
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| Work remotely and Zoom your meetings
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| Hey, hey, hey
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| Come on, stay home (home)
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| Watch the TV and eat your feelings
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| You know you can do it
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| Home is where the heart is
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| So forget your friends outside it
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| First day in feels like magic
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| But soon you’ll be a bat-shit lunatic
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| I’ve got to go, I’ve got to go
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| No! |
| Isolate for the cure
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| Come on, stay home
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| (Home is where the heart is) (and Zoom your meetings)
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| Netflix, Hulu, HBO
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| Bach-e-lor and Game of Thrones
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| Conan, Ellen, QVC
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| Eat the cover of a magazine
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| Churn butter, needlepoint
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| Pick your nose and smoke a joint
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| Wrap your head up like a nun
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| PornHub masturba-si-on
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| Wheel of Fortune, Oprah’s OWN
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| The Greatest British Baking Show
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| Modern Family, Shark Tank, too
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| Grace and Frankie, we love you
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| Fixer Upper, Will and Grace
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| Deepak Chopra meditate
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| Don’t go out there, let’s sit to it
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| Couch potato, there’s nothing to it
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| Stay home…
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| Stay home…
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| Ooh, you’ve got to
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| Work remotely and Zoom your meetings
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| Ooh, you’ve got to just
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| Watch the TV and eat your feelings
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| Ooh, you’ve got to just
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| Stay home… |