| Workin' on a laptop, close to the end
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| Of a job I’ve been doin' since half past ten
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| I don’t believe that it’s frozen again
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| The system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o
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| I don’t believe that it’s frozen again, the system has gone down-o
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| So I took it down to the help desk guy
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| I said, «Make it better, or I’m gonna cry»
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| He said, «I'm sorry, your computer has died
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| The data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o»
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| He said, «I'm sorry, your computer has died, the data can no longer be found-o»
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| To the roof with the laptop I did go
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| Over to the edge and I gave it a throw
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| And when it arrived seven stories below
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| It really made a mighty fine sound-o, sound-o, sound-o
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| When it arrived seven stories below, it really made a mighty fine sound-o
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| Well, that didn’t do enough to ease my pain
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| So I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane
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| Sayin', «This is all Billy Gates’s fault
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| I’m gonna be trackin' him down-o, down-o, down-o
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| This is all Billy Gates’s fault, I’m gonna be trackin' him down-o»
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| Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane
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| Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain
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| Paid all o' my dough for a thimble o' joe
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| Full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o
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| All o' my dough for a thimble o' joe full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o
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| When the Gates found out about my plan
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| He packed up a bag, turned tail and ran
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| Megalo-man took it out on the lam
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| And hid way underground-o, ground-o, ground-o
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| Megalo-man took it out on the lam and hid way underground-o
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| Well, the Gates been a’runnin' ever since that day
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| Thinks he can hide but he can’t get away
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| When I finally find his little skinny behind
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| Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o
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| Finally find his little skinny behind, gonna kick it all over this town |