| Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay
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| Yo, we got a patient in the front
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| That’s ahhh… suffering from an oversized gluteus maximus
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| And she wanna know can you solve it…
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| Mistadobalina is a jack-ass, much like a donkey
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| And I’mma pin the tale on the funky
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| Has anybody seen Del’s head swell?
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| Cause I get paid well, kickin' much tail
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| Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros
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| You don’t like it? |
| Well you gots to kiss
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| Where the sun don’t shine, something like my behind
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| I lose a fan but I’mma be fine
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| Dr. Feelgood, didn’t think I still could
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| Make funk real good
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| Take it then I looped it
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| Make you say — Gloryhallastoopid
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| The Motorbooty make you shake your rump
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| To the brand new D-Funk
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| Take a chunk cause I’m much like a hunk
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| To the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk
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| Coming from around the way
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| It’s Del better known as Dr. Bombay
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| Dr. Bombay
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| He don’t stop and he don’t play
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| Every time I try to catch him he’s always running away
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| (sing it, sing it, sing it)
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| Dr. Bombay
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| Could you find time and could you stay
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| Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
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| (It's, so, funky)
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| Large as a black woman’s gluteus maximus
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| And the question everybody’s asking us
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| «Where'd you get your funk from?»
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| A brother named George and some 151's
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| So Let’s Take It To the Stage you suckers
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| I jam, and Mistadobalina eats Smuckers
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| Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphics
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| Now you know everything is terrific
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| Funk in the 1990's that’s ironic
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| So grab you a sack of that chronic
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| Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto
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| But I’m under the sun in the meadow
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| Me and this Amazon sittin' on my lap
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| Butt so big when she walk it clap
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| Doin' the hoochie coochie in the forest
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| Y’all know who I am so girls sing the chorus
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| Dr. Bombay
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| He don’t stop and he don’t play
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| Every time I try to catch him he’s always running away
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| (Has anybody seen that…)
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| Dr. Bombay
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| Could you find time and could you stay
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| Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
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| (sing it, sing it, sing it)
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| Dr. Bombay
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| He don’t stop and he don’t play
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| Every time I try to catch him he’s always running away
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| (Dr. Bombay)
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| Watch your wife, cause if your spouse calls
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| Del’s gonna damn sure make a house call (hello?)
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| You peeped out my drawers on your fence
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| I’m a dog, so you might see paw prints (woof)
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| (Whattup Doc?) Wait, it ain’t cool to jock
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| Cause you’re real far from a ballerina
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| So ohhh ohhh, Mistadobalina
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| Freeze, and get up off your knees
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| Everything that Dr. Bombay say
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| Is guaranteed to make your day
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| So «oops» upside your head
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| I like Club Med hangin' out with the dreads
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| And girl if you ain’t got a germ
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| I won’t hesitate to pull out my Funky Worm
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| But if you ain’t down with Delvon
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| Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on (see-ya)
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| Cause I won’t have fraudulent foes
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| Under my nose, if you won’t eighty-six the clothes
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| Get out the way, so I can save the day
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| Cause I’m Dr. Bombay
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| Dr. Bombay
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| He don’t stop and he don’t play
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| Every time I try to catch him he’s always running away
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| (Peace to the Boogiemen)
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| Dr. Bombay
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| Could you find time and could you stay
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| Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
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| (I hate having to wait)
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| Dr. Bombay
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| He don’t stop and he don’t play
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| Every time I try to catch him he’s always running away
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| (D-E-L and Hieroglyphics)
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| Dr. Bombay
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| Could you find time and could you stay
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| Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
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| Dr. Bombay
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| He don’t stop and he don’t play
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| Every time I try to catch him he’s always running away
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| Dr. Bombay
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| Could you find time and could you stay
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| Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
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| (Ice Cube and DJ Pooh)
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| Dr. Bombay
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| He don’t stop and he don’t play
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| Every time I try to catch him he’s always running away
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| Dr. Bombay
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| (Dr. Bombay) |