| It’s so flat your dog could run halfway around the world |
| And you’d still see his tail waggin' in the wind |
| The wind it blows all day long, if we only had an ocean |
| We’d sail off never to return again |
| The summer’s cauldron hot, and there’s no trees to protect ya |
| From the furnace hangin' way up in the sky |
| Winter time’s a cruel bitch who don’t care for your comfort |
| She’ll freeze your pipes and the water supply |
| Nobody chooses where they’re from |
| Or where they’ll go when kingdom come |
| I am just a man in the middle of this pan |
| I got no handle on what I’m doin' here |
| The garden’s been picked over by every thieving bird |
| And the rodents are all out on parade |
| The roaches are piling up to come in from the heat |
| Laying dead underneath the window shade |
| It could drive you to drink or it could drive you to think |
| Flat-earthers know something after all |
| Lost out in a corn maze, lookin' for an escape hatch |
| Drunk as hell on grain alcohol |
| Nobody chooses where they’re from |
| Or where they’ll go when kingdom come |
| I am just a man in the middle of this pan |
| I got no handle on what I’m doin' here |
| Nobody chooses where they’re from |
| Or where they’ll go when kingdom come |
| I am just a man in the middle of this pan |
| I got no handle on what I’m doin' here |
| I am just a man (I am just a man) |
| In the middle of this pan (I am just a man) |
| I got no handle on what I’m doin' here |
| Oh what I’m doin' here |