| What y’all drinkin' on
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| And can you gimme some?
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| Sippin' until you can hardly blink
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| And do you drink?
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| I got a disease and they dunno what to call it (what is it?)
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| I’m an alcoholic, drink until I fall retarded
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| Thick headed, sick individual, liver’s condition’s critical
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| Medical, better do somethin' to get him through
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| I ain’t standing up, I’m layin' down under
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| Under the table, cause drivin', I ain’t able to do it
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| See a stop sign and run right through it
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| Dry heavin' on my buddy’s sleeve and spewin the fluid
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| The ladies want a couple cups and pink panties
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| Yeah, gimme a couple cups and they can’t stand me
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| KC Tea, Caribou, and some foo-foo drinks
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| And you won’t care what dudes think, ladies
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| Do you drink? |
| (Look away now)
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| There’s nothing to see here
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| I-I'm just happy to be here
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| Gallons and gallons of KC Tea
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| I want the world to have a drink with me
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| Do you drink? |
| (Look away now)
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| There’s nothing to see here
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| I-I'm just happy to be here
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| Gallons and gallons and gallons of the 'Bou-Lou'll
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| Run right through you
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| Do you drink?
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| I don’t drink Patron, that’s a no-no
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| I know I tried, I almost died back in '04 though
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| Club Maniacs was a spot where we watched
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| All the top-notch crotch jockin' my swatch-watch
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| Holla, lil Mama way up out my league
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| Gucci, Prada, 'bout the dolla like (ya-da-da-da-da)
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| Whatever game, I’d get at it together
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| Booty look fatter than ever
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| Almost had to have to let it go
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| Had to leave her alone, I took a sip of Patron
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| And choked on it, it started coming out my nose
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| Neh’mind, she ain’t coming out her clothes
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| Walked the other way, what would you think? |
| But shorty
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| Do you drink? |
| (Look away now)
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| There’s nothing to see here
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| I-I'm just happy to be here
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| Gallons and gallons of KC Tea
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| I want the world to have a drink with me
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| Do you drink? |
| (Look away now)
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| There’s nothing to see here
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| I-I'm just happy to be here
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| Gallons and gallons and gallons of the 'Bou-Lou'll
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| Run right through you
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| Do you drink?
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| I’m the king of flip cup and beer pong
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| «99 Bottles of Beer» song and a beer bong
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| I take a Irish Carbomb and a Screwdiver
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| Make me up a Boilermaker, I ain’t trippin', you drivin'!
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| Pool full of liquor, then you dive in
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| I’ve been drinkin' liquor since I’ve been alive and jivin'
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| Don’t consume more than you can handle
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| If you gangsta walk and spill it on your flannel
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| Jesus never spilled the wine upon his sandal
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| People probably never asked him…
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| Do you drink? |
| (Look away now)
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| There’s nothing to see here
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| I-I'm just happy to be here
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| Gallons and gallons of KC Tea
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| I want the world to have a drink with me
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| Do you drink? |
| (Look away now)
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| There’s nothing to see here
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| I-I'm just happy to be here
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| Gallons and gallons and gallons of the 'Bou-Lou'll
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| Run right through you
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| Do you drink? |