| You set the standard for everyone
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| The standard to avoid
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| And yet you’re hogging the spotlight again
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| And everyone is annoyed
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| Your affectations are obvious
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| The trends so easily seen
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| Another martyr is nailed to the swatch
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| The fantasy is obscene
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| You’re a prop, you’re a prop
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| You’re a fuckin' laughingstock
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| You’re a prop, you’re a prop
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| This charade has got to stop
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| Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop
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| So go out and let them know
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| Who’s the big man of the show
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| Who’s the piss-ant livin' large
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| Who’s the no-one takin' charge
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| Will you be seen in the scene
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| Does your rep still come up squeaky clean
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| Will you be seen in the scene that hates you
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| Mocks you, mocks you, they’re mocking you
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| At the top, at the top, laughingstock is at the top
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| At the top, at the top, number one
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| He’s got the spot
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| Shit list, shit list, tops the list, so go out
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| And let them know
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| Who’s the big man of the show
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| Who’s the piss-ant livin' large
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| Who’s the nothing takin' charge
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| Will you be seen in the scene
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| Does your rep still come up squeaky clean
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| Will you be seen in the scene that hates you
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| Mocks you, mocks you, they always mock you
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| You’re a prop, you’re a prop
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| Laughingstock
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| Gets no props, gets no props
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| Laughingstock
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| Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop |