Testo Show Me How - The Jokerr

Show Me How

Yo, yo, you’re lookin' at the real deal, bitch — the Alcatraz alpha dog
Ain’t a thang if you’re wanting me to have it out wit' y’all (Hell naw)
But I’mma give you fair warning: I’m about the life
Fuck internet beef, I don’t even know how to type
But I do know how to write hook across your fuckin' jaw
While your toughest dawgs all watch me leave you tucked in awe
Then laugh in my lair as you’re there and I duck the law
'Cause you called the cops when I knocked and your mother saw
Just when you think shit is good, I’ll show up in you bitches' hood
I’m dumpin' bags of nickels in fountains, wishin' niggas would
I’m lookin' for a reason to go off 'cause I need relief
Like «Where the World is Carmen San Diego» but with me and beef!
You don’t even need to speak — be discreet!
I could even be asleep, please creep, come to my street and deep
Fuck, drop me a pin; I’m gettin' lonely now
You told me you was gon' shut me down… well, show me how
Show me how, show me how, muh’fucka
I’ll be waitin' right here, right here, muh’fucka, I dare ya
All I hear is talk, talk, talkin' galore
Bitch, I’ll be right here, waitin' for the knock on my door; show me how!
Show me how, show me how you gon' pull it off
All that bully talk, but you really soft — do it, I dare ya
I wanna see you do exactly what you typin'
You said that shit; make it come to life then, bitch — show me how!
Yo, show me how the fuck you backin' all that garbage up
Retarded fuck, all you’re backin' up’s a city garbage truck
But I wish you all the luck — in fact, I’ll help you come and get it
What’s your closest major airport? I’ll book you a one-way ticket!
How many of your homies rollin' wit' ya?
I’ll cover your lodging, incidentals, and send a limo to go and get ya
Bring your girl, that dumb Stephanie cunt, her and her friends
I’ll even have whatever weapons you want couriered in
Stop talkin' 'bout what you gonna do, and do it, bitch!
I want all of the smoke, I’m talkin' Mt. Vesuvius!
Pull out the Uzi clips, pull up to my house and shoot them shits
Do it this Friday; I’ll be on the stoop wit' Cube and Chris
You against me’ll be tragic as it’s always been
The harlequin, watchin' y’all yappin' at the jaws again
I’m followin' Facebook, Instagram, all of it
I’m watchin' all of your hootin' and hollerin'; the problem is, you gotta
Show me how!
Show me how, show me how, muh’fucka
I’ll be waitin' right here, right here, muh’fucka, I dare ya
All I hear is talk, talk, talkin' galore
Bitch, I’ll be right here, waitin' for the knock on my door; show me how!
Show me how, show me how you gon' pull it off
All that bully talk, but you really soft — do it, I dare ya
I wanna see you do exactly what you typin'
You said that shit; make it come to life then, bitch — show me how!
Look, so hit me wit' your best shot and don’t hold back a tiny bit
I’m tryna get my whole skull cracked and heiny kicked
I want you jumpin' me while there’s some little girl screamin'
Like 8 Mile, bitch; gimme that Free World treatment!
And when you do it, bring extra friends; you know people
I want the work like Mexicans at Home Depot
Gimme the ol' Debo- pull up and run the fade
Do I want the business? Bitch, are clouds that make thunder grey?!?
I want the fade and whatever else you bitches think
Dox me, nigga, SWAT me, hit me with the kitchen sink
Post my whole home address, my state, my city, street
Real name, criminal record, hit me with them WikiLeaks!
Bitch, drop a song, drop an album, bitch, I’ll give you beats
Either that or go home, shut the fuck up and sip some bleach
Fuckin' sticky sweet, but you talking mad tough
Help me make it all add up you fat fuck — show me how!
Show me how, show me how, muh’fucka
I’ll be waitin' right here, right here, muh’fucka, I dare ya
All I hear is talk, talk, talkin' galore
Bitch, I’ll be right here, waitin' for the knock on my door; show me how!
Show me how, show me how you gon' pull it off
All that bully talk, but you really soft — do it, I dare ya
I wanna see you do exactly what you typin'
You said that shit; make it come to life then, bitch — show me how!
Show me how, show me how, muh’fucka
I’ll be waitin' right here, right here, muh’fucka, I dare ya
All I hear is talk, talk, talkin' galore
Bitch, I’ll be right here, waitin' for the knock on my door; show me how!
Show me how, show me how you gon' pull it off
All that bully talk, but you really soft — do it, I dare ya
I wanna see you do exactly what you typin'
You said that shit; make it come to life then, bitch — show me how!