| Call and call my phone, thinking I’m doing nothing better
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| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again
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| I was gonna call you back, I swear
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| Just as soon as I felt up to it
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| You call and call my phone, thinking I’m doing nothing better
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| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can get back to it
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| How funny family is actually fuckin' has you in bits
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| Your mum has good genes, but Dad’s are ripped
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| Dance like no one is awkward to music listened to lit
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| You’d worry less about what they thought
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| If you knew how little they did
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| On to better things, they fucking love all of the guessing
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| Someone just met your ex, thinking they met someone special
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| I was gonna call you back, I swear
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| Just as soon as I felt up to it
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| The phone is ringing, the phone is ringing
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| Can’t use it 'til it stops
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| I moan and listen, the tone emits
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| The only man in black, hi-viz jackets in the cab
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| Brexit breakfast, Day-Glo stars, I am baggin' and dashin'
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| Whoever’s with my ex needs to do better
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| She’s still texting me at two 'til ten
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| Weird liquor tastes weirdly better when your life is fucked up
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| I was gonna call you back, I swear
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| Just as soon as I felt up to it
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| You call and call my phone, thinking I’m doing nothing better
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| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again
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| Love isn’t a riddle, love isn’t made to be hard
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| You know I’d give you my kidney, just don’t ever take my charger
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| So dance like no one is awkward to music listened to lit
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| You’d worry less about what they thought
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| If you knew how little they did
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| You call and call my phone thinking I’m doing nothing better
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| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again
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| I was gonna call you back, I swear
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| Just as soon as I felt up to it
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| It just hasn’t happened yet
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| And I’m still gonna call you back one day
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| And you can tell me all the news
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| That you’ve been trying to, oh yeah
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| You call and call my phone, thinking I’m doing nothing better
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| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again
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| You call and call my phone (I was gonna call you back)
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| Thinking I’m doing nothing better (I swear)
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| I’m just waiting for it to stop so I can use it again |