| I like your car |
| I like yours too |
| Is it a Jeep? |
| A Subaru |
| I like your tires |
| You’ve got nice chrome |
| A trailer hitch? |
| Left mine at home |
| Oh, your suspension, it suspends me |
| Over heights I’ve never known |
| And your roll bar is to die for |
| By the way I like your chrome |
| You already said that |
| Did I? |
| Yeah |
| Oh |
| Oh, you and me in our sport utility vehicles |
| Crusin' to 7−11 for a bag of Frito lays |
| Oh, you and me in our sport utility vehicles |
| We’ll slam into four wheel and pick up a dozen eggs |
| And if there ever was a snow, you know |
| A really, really deep snow |
| And if everyone was stuck but us |
| We’d be the ones not stuck |
| Then we could be the heroes |
| We could be the heroes |
| Yeah, we would be the heroes |
| We would push them and pull them |
| Push them and pull them |
| Push them and pull them, right out of the snow |
| I like your car |
| I like yours too |
| Periwinkle? |
| It’s baby blue |
| How’s it handle? |
| Like a dream |
| How 'bout coffee |
| And then ice cream |
| Oh, you and me, in our sport utility vehicles |
| Crusin' to Dunkin' Donuts for a cup of steaming Joe |
| Oh, you and me, in our sport utility vehicles |
| We’ll slam into four wheel drive for a scoop of rocky road |
| And if, we ever go campin', you know |
| Haven’t been but one day, I’ll go |
| And we find a ranger stuck in a ditch |
| A nice ranger in a deep ditch |
| Then we could be the heroes |
| Oh, we could be the heroes |
| Yeah, we would be the heroes |
| We would push him and pull him |
| Push him and pull him |
| Push him and pull him, right out of that ditch |
| I like your car |
| I like yours too |
| Is it a Jeep? |
| It’s my sport utility vehicle |