| I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus |
| Underneath the mistletoe last night |
| He didn’t see me creep |
| Down the stairs to have a peek |
| He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep |
| And I saw daddy tickle Santa Claus |
| Underneath his beard so snowy-white |
| Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Mama had only seen |
| Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night |
| Yeah, child, I saw daddy. sitting up in there kissin' on Santa Claus |
| (mmhmm) They was up underneath the.mistletoe.LAST NIGHT (yeah) |
| Oh no, huh-uh, he didn’t see me creep |
| I was going downstairs, have a little peek, y’know |
| Yeah he thought I was tucked up in my bed (mm-mm) |
| No, child. |
| You know what would have been funny though, is if Mama would have caught it. |
| (mmhmm) Oh yeah, Mama would have had a fit.Child. |
| But I kind of would liked to have seen that, huh? (chuckles) |
| Mama, Daddy, Santa. Fightin', on Christmas Eve (chuckles) |
| But you know, I’m glad things worked out the way they did, because otherwise, |
| Santa might be dead! |
| (Cuz I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus) |
| (I saw daddy kissing…) x8, fade-out |