| Do you see that metal man building your car? |
| That’s progress! |
| When you don’t know who the real ones are |
| That’s progress! |
| I’d like to watch TV tonight |
| But I’ve got to paint my windows white |
| If the blues don’t get you, then the valium might |
| That’s progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| They tell you, they tell you that’s progress! |
| If that’s progress… |
| If that’s progress… |
| If that’s progress… |
| I’d rather have no gress than progress! |
| Follow us, we’re walking sideways… |
| Got my lead umbrella for the acid rain, that’s progress! |
| Got my excess fun for the excess strain, that’s progress! |
| The crazy level goes up one notch |
| With the American dream and Japanese Scotch |
| When you’re beaten at chess by your digital watch |
| That’s progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| They tell you, they tell you that’s progress! |
| If that’s progress… |
| If that’s progress… |
| If that’s progress… |
| I’d rather have no gress than progress! |
| Follow us, we’re walking sideways… |
| Follow us, we’re walking sideways… |
| TV dinner-date, monosodium glutamate… Progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| That’s progress! |
| They tell you, they tell you that’s progress! |
| If that’s progress… |
| If that’s progress… |
| If that’s progress… |
| I’d rather have no gress than progress! |
| Follow us, we’re walking sideways… |