| Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh
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| Ooo-ooo-ooh
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| I met him in a crowded room
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| Where people go to drink away their gloom
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| He sat me down and so began
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| The story of a charmless man
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| Educated the expensive way
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| He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais
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| I think he’d like to have been Ronnie Kray
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| But then, nature didn’t make him that way (that way)
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| Na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| Na na na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| He thinks he’s educated, airs those family shares (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh)
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| Will protect him, (Ooo-ooo-ooh) that we’ll respect him
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| He moves in circles of friends
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| Who just pretend (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh) that they like him (Ooo-ooo-ooh)
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| He does the same to them
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| And when you put it all together, there’s the model of a charmless man
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| Na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| Na na na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| He knows the swingers and their cavalry
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| Says he can get in anywhere for free
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| I began to go a little cross-eyed
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| And from this charmless man I just had to hide (away)
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| Na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| Na na na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| He talks at speed, he gets nosebleeds
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| He doesn’t see (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh) his days are tumbling
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| Down upon him (Ooo-ooo-ooh)
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| And yet he tries so hard to please
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| He’s just so keen (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh) for you to listen (Ooo-ooo-ooh)
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| But no one’s listening
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| And when you put it all together, there’s the model of a charmless man
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| He thinks he’s educated, airs those family shares (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh)
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| Will protect him (Ooo-ooo-ooh), that you’ll respect him
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| And yet he tries so hard to please
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| He’s just so keen (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh) for you to listen (Ooo-ooo-ooh)
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| But no one’s listening
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| And when you put it all together, there’s the model of a charmless man
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| Na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| Na na na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| Na na na na na na naaaaaa na naaaa-ah
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| Na na na na na na naaaaaa na na na na na naaaaaa na na na na na naaaaaa na naah |