| Good morning, class. |
| Good morning, class. |
| Class? |
| Class?! |
| Shut up! |
| Thank you
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| As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation.
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| However she does send her love, at least fingerpaintings, and desk club she’s
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| making. |
| I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant
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| Class, attention. |
| Attention, class! |
| Class? |
| SHUT UP!!! |
| Thank you
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| Young man, now give me that knife. |
| Thank you
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| Now class, you all know who I am, so let’s find out who you are
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| Class? |
| Class?! |
| SHUT UP!!!
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| Far out, man!
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| Thank you
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| Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two
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| months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation.
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| Who would like to read theirs before the class?
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| Class? |
| Class?! |
| Cla- shut up! |
| Thank you
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| Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay
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| Who me?
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| Yes. |
| Read your essay, please!
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| Uh, I don’t have it finished yet
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| Well then, read what you have, young man!
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| Okay. |
| The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation,
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| the first day on my vacation, I woke up. |
| Then, I went downtown to a quiet job.
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| Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. |
| The second day on my summer
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| vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job. |
| Then I hung out in
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| front of the drugstore. |
| The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up…
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| Now that’s fine, young man!
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| …Then I went downtown to look for a job…
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| Now that’s fine, young man!
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| STUDENT:
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| …Then I got a job, keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore.
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| The fourth day on my…
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| Young man? |
| Young man? |
| Young man?! |
| SHUT UP!!! |
| Thank you
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| Now class, I have a surprise for you! |
| I’m going to read you some poems out of
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| this lovely book of poetry. |
| The sun kisses the morning skies. |
| The birds kiss
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| the butterflies. |
| The dew kisses the morning grass. |
| Class? |
| Class?! |
| Cla-- WAKE UP!
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| I gotta go to the can, man! |