| Man, you gotta be kidding me, son
|
| You call that a truck?
|
| Y’all check this out right here
|
| My truck, pre-gaming all day
|
| Your truck got a net for a tailgate
|
| My truck full of girls with Daisy Dukes
|
| Your truck full of whole bunch of dudes
|
| My truck, Patron Silver and Corona
|
| Your truck, two liters of diet soda
|
| My truck is bigger than a building
|
| Your truck is like a toy for the children
|
| If you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| Baby, just hit me up
|
| Just slide on over to the middle
|
| And maybe we could truck around for a little
|
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| Baby, just climb on up
|
| And if you don’t feel good on the leather
|
| We can take the back roads 'til whenever
|
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom
|
| How we boom, boom, boom
|
| My truck jacked up so high you can’t see it
|
| Your truck look more like a Prius
|
| My truck is a gun-slingin' mud clinger
|
| Your truck always gettin' the middle finger
|
| My truck bump Hank, Jamie, and Toby
|
| Your truck got a cassette tape for Moby
|
| My truck is like the honey badger, 'nuff said
|
| Your truck is like Osama bin Laden, dead
|
| If you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| Baby, just hit me up
|
| Just slide on over to the middle
|
| And maybe we could truck around for a little
|
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| Baby, just climb on up
|
| And if you don’t feel good on the leather
|
| We can take the back roads 'til whenever
|
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom
|
| How we boom, boom, boom
|
| My truck is supercharged and got Fosgate
|
| Your truck has an enlarged prostate
|
| My truck goes roar like a lion
|
| Your truck is like a little baby cryin'
|
| My truck gets comp in Vegas
|
| Your truck gets minimum wages
|
| My truck is on its way to platinum
|
| Your truck is like «what the hell just happened?»
|
| If you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| Baby, just hit me up
|
| Just slide on over to the middle
|
| And maybe we could truck around for a little
|
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| Baby, just climb on up
|
| And if you don’t feel good on the leather
|
| We can take the back roads 'til whenever
|
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
|
| I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom
|
| How we boom, boom, boom
|
| Boom, boom, boom
|
| Boom, boom, boom |