| Man, you gotta be kidding me, son | 
| You call that a truck? | 
| Y’all check this out right here | 
| My truck, pre-gaming all day | 
| Your truck got a net for a tailgate | 
| My truck full of girls with Daisy Dukes | 
| Your truck full of whole bunch of dudes | 
| My truck, Patron Silver and Corona | 
| Your truck, two liters of diet soda | 
| My truck is bigger than a building | 
| Your truck is like a toy for the children | 
| If you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| Baby, just hit me up | 
| Just slide on over to the middle | 
| And maybe we could truck around for a little | 
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| Baby, just climb on up | 
| And if you don’t feel good on the leather | 
| We can take the back roads 'til whenever | 
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom | 
| How we boom, boom, boom | 
| My truck jacked up so high you can’t see it | 
| Your truck look more like a Prius | 
| My truck is a gun-slingin' mud clinger | 
| Your truck always gettin' the middle finger | 
| My truck bump Hank, Jamie, and Toby | 
| Your truck got a cassette tape for Moby | 
| My truck is like the honey badger, 'nuff said | 
| Your truck is like Osama bin Laden, dead | 
| If you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| Baby, just hit me up | 
| Just slide on over to the middle | 
| And maybe we could truck around for a little | 
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| Baby, just climb on up | 
| And if you don’t feel good on the leather | 
| We can take the back roads 'til whenever | 
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom | 
| How we boom, boom, boom | 
| My truck is supercharged and got Fosgate | 
| Your truck has an enlarged prostate | 
| My truck goes roar like a lion | 
| Your truck is like a little baby cryin' | 
| My truck gets comp in Vegas | 
| Your truck gets minimum wages | 
| My truck is on its way to platinum | 
| Your truck is like «what the hell just happened?» | 
| If you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| Baby, just hit me up | 
| Just slide on over to the middle | 
| And maybe we could truck around for a little | 
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| Baby, just climb on up | 
| And if you don’t feel good on the leather | 
| We can take the back roads 'til whenever | 
| Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck | 
| I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom | 
| How we boom, boom, boom | 
| Boom, boom, boom | 
| Boom, boom, boom |