| If I had things my way, I wouldn’t be a zero | 
| Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro | 
| Every album I touch 5 mics | 
| Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee ridden dirt bikes | 
| Me and Fred Durst cooking brought worst | 
| And one of those huge barbecues with them bonny skirts | 
| I wouldn’t need a baracade at my shows | 
| cause it would be nothing but celeberty friends the first 10 rows | 
| id have a 90 pound sled on my arm | 
| who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm | 
| but shes a super model and she works in Brazil | 
| and her daddy places pool on the isle of ??? | 
| I remember when I met at a party with my friends | 
| I sent her a rose with a note May I have this dance? | 
| Jeckel whut? | 
| I don’t even know who they are | 
| If I had things my way, I’d be a superstar | 
| I’m so famous I’m so sweet | 
| I’m so neat I can’t be beat | 
| call my one time | 
| I’m so fashon, I’m divine | 
| I’m so famous I’m so sweet | 
| I’m so neat I can’t be beat | 
| call my one time | 
| I’m so fashon, I’m divine | 
| i got a call this morning Denis Rodman &Carson Daily | 
| they want to meet me up for lunch at the ??? | 
| and I don’t even know them people | 
| but we famous, so we consider each other equal | 
| where am I from? | 
| oh yea Detroit city | 
| i remember that tiny little town, so itty bitty | 
| i think I used to have some family there | 
| infact I wonder if. | 
| rmmm… anyway, jauque do my hair | 
| sniffing cocaine off of crystal counter top | 
| kissy face, sucking on her ruby red lolly pop | 
| Shaggy Who? | 
| watch me clean up the ghetto | 
| i sleep on a matress sprinkled with rose pedals | 
| make my music, write my song ill come sing it and when the royalty check comes, betta bring it mr masoose come and rub me down gently | 
| mom hers the keys, go and wash the ??? | 
| (Fast Talking I Can’t Even Make Out) | 
| Superstar… | 
| I’m like a zerko, I suck my drummers dick | 
| i aint gay or nothin, I just did it for kicks | 
| i play the crazy rock star it helps my rep | 
| u shoulda seen me at the movie premire with johny depp | 
| i love hollywood partys, I live like a star | 
| ill kiss ur ass, even if I don’t know who u are | 
| ill jump in your pictures and ill get in your way | 
| I’m annoying as fuck, I’m like that one kid from Sugar Ray | 
| do I remember Twiztid? | 
| of course I do, Twisted Sister, They used to play with | 
| Motely Crue | 
| oh you mean them rapper kids that were down with me? | 
| no, I don’t recall, excuse me, security! | 
| i don’t need old friends, I’m way bigger | 
| sorry, my phones ringin, its Tommy Hilfiger | 
| ill see u when I see if I remember who u are | 
| after all, your talking with the superstar |