| Productions Inc. Remember, we’re looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor our
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| new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials. |
| So thanks for
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| coming.
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| Let’s just start the auditions, uh, first up, Mr. John Travolta.
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| (Jimmy Fallon as John Travolta)
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| She’s like, I swear to God, I mean I can’t believe you guys are trying to sell
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| these things, right. |
| I mean like, who does his hair? |
| I mean like, his hair’s so frizzy. |
| I mean like, you guys can probably get some, like, anti-friz shampoo or something, right? |
| I mean, I don’t know how you guys expect to sell these things
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| looking so weird, right? |
| (His laugh from Grease.) A-huh-huh.
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| (Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
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| Thank you, uh, next up, Cliff Calvin, the mailman from Cheers?
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| (Jimmy Fallon as Cliff Clavin)
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| Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy. |
| I was talking with Marty about these dolls.
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| Turns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls were made in the 1300's,
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| by, uh, Indian chiefs looking for a story to keep their children occupied.
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| These trolls are nice, but i’d rather be having a beer with Normy back at the
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| bar.
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| (Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
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| Thank you, Cliffy. |
| Uh, next up, uh, comedian Jerry Seinfeld.
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| (Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld)
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| Okay people, okay. |
| Will ya look at these things? |
| I mean, do you remember when
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| dolls used to have moving arms and legs? |
| Am I right? |
| He doesn’t have any pants
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| on! |
| What’s the deal with that?! |
| No pants! |
| You get the doll. |
| You don’t get the
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| pants!
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| (Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
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| Thank you, uh, next up, actor Nicolas Cage.
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| (Jimmy Fallon as Nicolas Cage)
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| Who? |
| What? |
| Where?
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| (Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
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| That’s all I got for that one actually. |
| Next up, uh, comedian Robin Williams.
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| (Jimmy Fallon as Robin Williams)
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| Oh yes, troll dolls, yes. |
| A beautiful thing, yes. |
| It’s a beautiful thing. |
| Yes.
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| Looks like Don King on Viagra, yes. |
| Yes, suddenly the guy’s at home going,
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| «What the hell’s going on there?», yes. |
| Meanwhile, there’s a kid at home going,
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| «Daddy, I want the Harry Potter doll!», yes. |
| Meanwhile, the guy’s at home
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| going, «I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is a troll doll!», yes. |
| Suddenly
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| Arnold Schwarzenegger’s at home going, «Yah, I like to eat troll doll with my English Muffin.», yes. |
| Suddenly, Mr. Happy’s coming out going, «Lewinski,
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| Lewinski!», yes. |
| Thank you.
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| (Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
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| Uh, next up, next up, next up for the audtions, uh, Mr. Gilbert Gottfried.
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| (Jimmy Fallon as Gilbert Gottfried)
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| What is this? |
| What kinda kid plays with something like this? |
| They’re so weird
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| looking! |
| What kinda kid would play with something like this? |
| I’d like to be the
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| voice of this. |
| And that’s not good.
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| (Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
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| Thank you. |
| Last but not least, uh, Mr. Adam Sandler.
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| (Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler and his mother)
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| Adam: Alright, how ya doing? |
| Alright, this is, uh, okay. |
| This is, uh, this is me, giving a troll doll to, to my mother, okay Here we go. |
| Uh, uh, mom, I, uh.
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| Hi. |
| I uh, I uh, I got you a troll. |
| (Making baby sounds)
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| Mother: What did you say?
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| Adam: I said, I, uh, I said I got you a troll. |
| (More baby sounds)
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| Mother: I can’t hear you. |
| What did you say to your poor mother? |
| Speak up,
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| please.
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| Adam: I said, I got you a troll.
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| Mother: I’m outta control? |
| What are you saying?!
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| Adam: I wish you would just take the doll and, SHUT UP!
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| (Crowd cheers)
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| (Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
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| That’s enough for the trolls. |
| Thank you very much.
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| (Disc scratches the track out) |