| Singin' you the ballad of Silverman, yeah | 
| He’s alive, he’s arrived, he’s in love with a girl named Judith | 
| Judith, what do you think? | 
| Have a seat, she’s a shrink | 
| Now, Judith’s out to destroy our friend | 
| She’s a mixed up girl, so why pretend? | 
| Just wanting her, would mean the end of him | 
| So, we’re out 'Saving Silverman' | 
| And taking it as far as we can | 
| There’s just no way we’re giving in | 
| Gotta save that man | 
| If we can | 
| Now, Silverman, he really loves Sandy, yeah | 
| She returned, having learned, he’s in love | 
| And he really loves Sandy | 
| Sandy, what do you think? | 
| Have a seat, have a drink | 
| Now Sandy’s right if you know what I mean | 
| Judith’s right as some bad dream | 
| And somehow we have to get between all three | 
| So, we’re out 'Saving Silverman' | 
| And taking it as far as we can | 
| There’s just no way we’re giving in | 
| Only need a plan | 
| Just need a plan | 
| Come on now | 
| Let’s go find that man | 
| He’s in deep trouble | 
| What kind of trouble? | 
| If you know what I mean | 
| It’s the worst kind of trouble you can find | 
| Oh my | 
| Shall we continue? | 
| Let’s | 
| In breaking that spell she was holding him with | 
| The task was to ask for the help of his favorite | 
| Writer, singer, who do you think? | 
| Have a seat, got a drink | 
| So they asked this friend if he’d sing his song | 
| And it didn’t take much and it didn’t take long | 
| And believe it or not, it all worked out ok | 
| 'Cause, while we were 'Saving Silverman' | 
| Fate walked through that door | 
| And what we got by saving him | 
| Was a whole lot more | 
| Yeah, while we were 'Saving Silverman' | 
| We all found something else | 
| And on the way to saving him | 
| We saved ourselves | 
| We saved ourselves | 
| Yeah, while we were 'Saving Silverman' | 
| We all found something else | 
| Yes on the way to saving him | 
| We saved ourselves… |