| I can’t think of a single thing I’d rather do
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| Than be cast away on an island with you
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| No, I can’t think of anything more heavenly
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| Than to have you shipwrecked on a tropical island with me
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| Shipwrecked with you
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| Shipwrecked with you
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| I can’t think of a single thing I’d rather do
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| Than be cast away on an island with you
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| Far from distractions and matters of state
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| We can quit smoking and quickly lose weight
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| Sleeping till noon and then staying up late
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| At latitude zero and longitude eight
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| I am a gentleman; |
| should you get hurt
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| I’ll make a tourniquet out of my shirt
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| You needn’t do much, just sit there and flirt
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| And if it looks drizzly, I’ll build us a yurt
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| I can’t think of a single thing I’d rather do
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| And that’s why I had to get rid of the crew
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| So I lopped off their heads and dropped them in the sea
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| Just to have you shipwrecked on a tropical island with me
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| Shipwrecked with you
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| Shipwrecked with you
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| I can’t think of a single thing I’d rather do
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| And that’s why I decapitated the crew
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| How could I know there’s no island nearby?
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| If I don’t eat something soon, I’ll just die
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| I wouldn’t eat you, oh, never, not I!
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| So let’s catch a shark and I’ll make us a pie
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| What shall we use for bait? |
| Lend me a hand
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| I’ll sew it back on when we get to land
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| But if the shark takes it, that would be grand
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| Because we won’t starve to death, you understand
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| I can’t think of a single thing I wouldn’t do
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| To end up shipwrecked on an island with you
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| No, there’s nobody I wouldn’t kill, nobody
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| Just to have you shipwrecked on a tropical island with me
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| Shipwrecked with you
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| Shipwrecked with you
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| I can’t think of a single thing I wouldn’t do
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| To end up shipwrecked on an island with you again |