| You get yourself in another one of your binds
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| Run for help, yell for someone, pray for a sign
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| Dial 9−1-1, light a roadside flare
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| Up and run, I don’t care
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| Just don’t, don’t call me
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| If your truck breaks down, if it all falls apart
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| Leave it on the shoulder, just get out, take a walk
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| If your shoes hurt your feet, take 'em off
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| Probably do you some good, hell maybe a lot
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| Just don’t, don’t call me
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| Oh, don’t, don’t call me
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| With another of your emergencies
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| Didn’t you say you outgrew me
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| When you chose to up and leave?
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| Well, don’t call me
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| You wake up in jail and they let you use the phone
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| Even if mine’s the only number you know
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| You gotta figure it out on your own
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| Used up your favors a long time ago
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| So don’t, don’t call me
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| Well don’t, don’t call me
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| With another of your emergencies
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| Didn’t you say you outgrew me
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| When you chose to up and leave?
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| Don’t call me
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| (Oh no you don’t)
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| Oh, don’t, don’t call me
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| With another of your emergencies
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| Didn’t you say you outgrew me
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| When you chose to up and leave?
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| Don’t call me
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| (Whoa, you don’t call me)
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| Try sortin' it out yourself
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| (Don't call me)
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| Pick up a book and get self-help
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| (Don't call me)
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| 1−800-GO2-HELL, there’s always been someone else
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| (Don't call me)
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| You can lean on your other ex, I know y’all still text
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| (No, no, no, don’t call me)
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| I know your mom, she’ll fix your mess
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| (Don't call me, don’t call me)
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| Call your doctor
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| Your lawyer, if you can afford one
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| (Don't call me, you don’t call me, don’t call me)
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| Lose my number
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| Don’t call Brandi
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| (Don't call me)
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| And don’t call me
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| (No, no, no, no)
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| Call your spiritual guide, or Buddha maybe
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| (Don't call me)
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| Your tattoo artist
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| Somebody else can get this party started |