| Y’all heard 'bout the skunk?
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| He’s got a lot more funk
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| Than any other animal — More Funk! |
| Hey, hey, ha-hey
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| His walk and his goofy talk
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| And his funky breath, smell of brew — Yes They Do!
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| He’s drunk as a skunk, drunk as a skunk
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| He’s drunk as a skunk, drunk as a skunk
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| Ooh the skunk, Ah the skunk — drunk as a skunk
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| Ooh the skunk, Ah the skunk — drunk as a skunk
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| The Goose got’s a lot more soul
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| Then you found in fairytales — More Soul!
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| He slips and he slides
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| And then skates all around, tranquilized — Dig His Eyes!
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| He’s loose as a goose, loose as a goose
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| He’s loose as a goose, loose as a goose
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| Ooh the goose, Ah the goose — loose as a goose
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| Ooh the goose, Ah the goose — loose as a goose
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| Well, the Fly, got’s a lot more buzz
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| Always has more, brother — More Buzz! |
| Oh yeah!
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| Well, he whips and he zips
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| And then zooms in and out, pushin' fine — Feels So Fine!
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| He’s high as a common fly, oh me — oh my!
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| He’s high as a common fly, oh me — oh my!
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| Who’s a fly, High as a fly, high as a fly
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| Who’s a fly, High as a fly, high as a fly
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| He’s drunk as a skunk, drunk as a skunk
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| He’s drunk as a skunk, drunk as a skunk
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| Say, ooh the skunk, ah the skunk, drunk as a skunk
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| Ooh skunk, he’s drunk as a skunk — yeah
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| He’s loose as a goose, loose as a goose
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| He’s loose as a goose, loose as a goose
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| Ooh, ah, ooh, goose, ooh, ah, ooh, goose
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| Ooh-oo, love to get loose
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| He’s high as a common fly, oh me, oh my
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| He’s high as a common fly, oh me, oh my
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| Ooh the fly, Ah the fly, high as a fly
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| Ooh, Ah, Ooh, Ah, he loves the sky! |