| Let me be your blender, baby
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| Don’t ya know I can whip, chop and puree
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| Won’t you let me be your blender, baby
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| Honey, I can whip, chop and puree
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| I’m gonna whip you to a jelly honey
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| I’m gonna chop it up today
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| Model is so special, honey
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| Gives you everything you need
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| Guaranteed to blend it right
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| It’s built for comfort, not for speed
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| My motor’s most unique
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| There’s a style for every size
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| You push the right track, honey
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| Sit back and watch me Osterize
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| Let me be your blender, baby
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| I can whip, chop, grate, cube and puree
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| I’m gonna whip you to a jelly
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| I’m gonna chop you up today
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| If you bring the right ingredients
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| I’ll make any sauce you choose
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| I’ll hollandaise or mayonnaise
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| Any recipe you use
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| I can whip some waffle batter
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| I can blend some dough for buns
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| And if we get done blending
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| We might even get some cooking done
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| Let me be your blender, baby
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| I got a cookbook all my own
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| I call it a thousand and one ways, baby
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| To make my little motor moan
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| Start off slow and easy, honey
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| I get up to a fine puree
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| You work those gears just right
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| We’ll make a real love soufflé
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| My motor never quits
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| I don’t know how long you’re gonna last
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| If you don’t want your cubes diced, honey
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| You’d better push that button fast
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| Let me be your blender, baby
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| I whip the freshest cream in town
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| Don’t you know what they’re saying about me, baby
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| Can’t no one bear my Waring down |