| All my Christmas ducks are in a row |
| Cause everybody knows ducks all have to be in rows |
| And if my ducks are crooked |
| Well then my goose is cooking |
| I know this all sounds stupid |
| But it keeps me on my toes |
| If I could give him anything |
| I would give him everything |
| He’s more than earned his peace on earth if only for awhile |
| I wouldn’t care how much it cost |
| I’d cover everything he lost |
| With a day to make him really smile the way he use to smile |
| It’s the perfect time |
| The perfect reason |
| For this not so perfect season |
| To do all I can to make this Christmas everything he needs |
| A strange land made him a stranger |
| Now that he’s all out of danger |
| It’s my mission and I see that my plan perfectly succeeds |
| Through the casual observer |
| He probably seems like your average Joe |
| But for those in the know |
| He’s so much more than average |
| There few who could even come close |
| He’s the number one lead in our own little sphere |
| And to have him right here to be perfectly clear |
| Mr. perfectly right needs a perfectly bright |
| Cheery perfectly heavenly Magical Christmas this year |
| --Instrumental-- |
| To get things just right |
| The least I can do |
| To make sure all of his Christmas wishes come true |
| Mr. perfectly right needs a perfectly bright |
| Cheery perfectly heavenly Magical Christmas this year |
| He needs a perfectly heavenly Magical Christmas this year x2 |