| Mr. McLennen woke up one mornin'
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| Picked up his paper and died
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| There on the floor of the General Store
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| Where he started each day of his life
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| Barbara McDougal wrote in to The Bugle
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| Describing the tragic events
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| He laid down a dollar and loosened his collar
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| What a beautiful day it is
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| So long (so long)
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| Farewell (farewell)
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| We all got a story to tell
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| So long (so long)
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| Farewell (farewell)
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| We all got a story
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
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| (Oh, oh, oh oh oh)
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
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| Lenny Roy Parker drove off in the dark
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| With a beer and the joint he just rolled
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| Skid marks like a snake that led right to the lake
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| He thought, 'Man, what a weird way to go'
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| So long (so long)
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| Farewell (farewell)
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| We all got a story to tell
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| So long (so long)
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| Farewell (farewell)
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| We all got a story
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
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| (Oh, oh, oh oh oh)
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
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| Donna, the lesbian sewage truck driver
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| Slept in her driveway again
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| The rocks through the windows
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| Threats, innuendos
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| Tonight would all come to an end
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| 'Cause you don’t mess with Donna
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| She’s good and she’s honest
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| But you’ll do what you gotta do
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| Nobody was found
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| Not a word, not a sound
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| 'Cause the Donna don’t leave any clues
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| (Donna don’t leave any clues)
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| So long (so long)
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| Farewell (farewell)
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| We all got a story to tell
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| So long (so long)
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| Farewell (farewell)
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| We all got a story to tell
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| So long (so long)
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| Good night
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| Don’t forget to turn out the light
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
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| (Oh, oh, oh oh oh)
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
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| Don’t forget to turn out the light
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
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| Don’t forget to turn out the light
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah |