| While sitting home playing with my prick
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| I decided to take in a flick
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| Only dirty movies turn me on Like «Deep Throat"and «The Devil ???»
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| I’ve been called a genius, I’ve been called a bastard
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| But I’m known around the world as the nasty rapper
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| All of you freaks, no matter where you are
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| Listen while I rap about the porno stars
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| It goes, budda budda, budda budda, budda budda, budda budda
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| Yea, ha ha
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| (slows down; beat kicks in)
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| x1 (Background vocals — PSC)
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| (It's a problem, shit. I’m a grown ass man, man damn. That’s a problem though,
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| shit)
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| Every time you jerk off you shorten your life span
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| Thats what somebody told me (Where you go for help for something like that?)
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| Is it true, ??My head man? |
| (Who do you call? What?)
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| If it is I’m dead AND
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| I need someone here to control me (I'm an addict)
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| I bought the brand new Mac, the high speed Internet
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| The dual-drives in the back, it’s lots of power like crack
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| I’m addicted to these sites with the free pics, the tight ones
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| Lots of categories, point your arrow, they’re a light sum
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| I zone out in the web world of triple-X
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| I never knew what a MILF was 'till I seen it, Yes!
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| I like the Indian sites, forbidden paradise
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| The red-dot special hoes, black sheep, said it ripe
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| I like the «BangBus"and «8th Street Latinas»
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| Tricking amateurs out, avoiding misdemeanors
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| Flash the cash, they get in Bash those, kick 'em out
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| Throw clothes to the floor, next girl on the route, hey!
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| I’m hella picky, I click off girls quickly
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| Don’t like them shaved and prickly, no pre-pubescence, icky
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| That’s a NO-NO!
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| Grow those hairy creampies
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| I love the «Big Naturals"and the smooth, thick thighs
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| I’m a guy that’s wise to all the tricks and the lies
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| The special offers for free, membership with ties
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| They like a virus attacking on my phat screen
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| Clicking on the «X"for them to bounce, but they just won’t leave
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| Won’t leave, damn they killed a couple hot males
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| I recognize some broads up off the Internet
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| I got tales, and get tails, but won’t peep out no she-males
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| But seen a couple that could fool you, like some Lee Nails
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| I check the video clips on «CumFiesta»
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| Eating salsa and chips, take a?? |
| siesta?
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| Then back at it, I’m a porn addict
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| I even peep the animal lovers, and caught static
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| While my girl was asleep, I’m caught up in a jam
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| I’m at the Macintosh with Cocoa Butter in my hand
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| I needed help, Damn I need another plan
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| I’m running out of porn to check out in cyber land
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| I’m an addict man
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| When’s the last time you did it like this?
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| (Grouch: Hey, don’t ask me that, you know… I did it like, 'bout a hour ago…)
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| My girl used to buy me movies, but she know it don’t really do me no good
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| Polishing my wood when I should be tending to what’s under her hood
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| My minds on the «BangBus», and I’m not getting kicked off
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| Somebody, quick build me a loft to hide my stash
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| Hard drive’s starting to flash, she’s parting the gash, I need to save that!
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| MPEG’s up the ass, look at how far they got the legs back!
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| I was raised to know that’s not love, but I’ma try it on my wife though
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| I got a twisted view on sex, now when I like to see the white flow
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| In a hype, growing a painful pressure, Luke’s
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| He’s going to tame her with big bucks, man
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| This world we live in is nuts
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| I’m feeling stupid when I bust mine, but it ALWAYS goes away
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| And that’s how I know I got a problem
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| And every day I say «I'm going to quit»
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| (Oops, I did it again…) — 4X
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| I like pigtails, glasses and pumps
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| Cheerleader fits, and any stretchy shit to make asses look plump
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| I don’t dig the leather or the chains
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| Blindfolds are cool, prefer eyes when it comes time to aim
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| Lollipops get me off, and crotchless fishnets rule
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| I’m a fan of drool, but that throw up shit’s a fool
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| I only loose my cool when I’m surfing for smut
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| I got one hand on the mouse, and the other on my WHAT?!
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| I play the skin-flute like I’m in the symphony
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| And when it’s time for me to get-some, Jake Steed’s who I attempt to be
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| I never last though, or fuck around with the asshole
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| I’m an asshole.
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| Repeat until end |